shitbait

someone you use to lure in a death threat.

jimmy you shitbait come here!!!

by YUUUUUHHHHHHh March 1, 2022

shitbagel

The act of a sexual partner shitting on a bagel in a circular pattern so as to cover it, you then jizz on said bagel and share the meal with your partner. The ultimate form of romance

John: I just had a shitbagel with Angela yesterday
Smith: tmi

by sea_bird April 29, 2022

shitballin

Shooting around a bunch of intentionally bad ideas with your crew.

We were sittin around shitballin about Reggie's impossible girlfriend problems like always, but doesn't P-Funk fart out an actual solution?!

by G to the G May 6, 2022

Shitfartographologist

An enjoyer of the finer arts and humors of life.

Person A: 'God you are so unfunny Person B'
Person B: 'haha crap poo piss weewee doodoo fart crap shart lmao lmao lolol 69 amiright my fellow gamers omegaLUL woogaloodeedoo'
Person A: 'What a shitfartographologist...'

by pend5everyday May 11, 2022

shitarrhea

A shitty form of Diarrhea, simple as.

Mark: Aw fuck Daniel destroyed my bathroom again with his shitarrhea!

by NekoMasterUrbanDictionary May 13, 2022

shitbrate

To celebrate something you shouldn't be celebrating

The Russians shitbrated victory day back in may 8!
I know, I really don't like how they are using a holiday for political propaganda

by caspianseaisalake June 3, 2022

Shitfart

when the when, is very real (Skull emoji x4)

Hey, Morgan how are you doing, i heard you got inna a car crash?
it was pretty, bad like "shitballs and shitfarts" yk bro.

by shitfarter July 17, 2022