shame tube

A kid friendly slang term for the male genitalia. Roman Catholic in origin, however, it's precise etymology has yet to be discovered. Scholars, to this day, continue to argue over the first musings of the term.

Made popular by writer/comedian Dan Harmon in the opening monologue of the 152nd episode of the Harmontown podcast titled: "White Guilt Kerosene On The White Guilt Bonfire".

"If you push my shame button, the shame tube will empty."

"Father Peter let me dip my shame tube in the communion wine again last night"

by SirAsshat July 5, 2015

Cookie Shame

Excessive consumption of cookies during the holidays, resulting in a profound sense of shame that somehow cannot prevent you from eating more cookies.

After devouring sugar cookies for breakfast, again, the feeling of Cookie Shame sets in.

by nutsong December 22, 2013

Shame Tornado

A Shame Tornado is the feeling of depression that results from a massive drinking excursion. Does not necessarily mean you did anything shameful per say but if you did you probably would not remember. Shame tornadoes are more prevalent when you blackout ( or Time Travel) for any period of time. The older you get the more at risk you are for one of these episodes. They tend to last 24-48 hours after the drinking episode but have in some cases been documented to last as long as 8 days.

Two days after St. Patty's Day and I'm in the eye of a Shame Tornado.

by P. Sharp March 21, 2007

Shame Nancy

When two people are having sex in the shower and one person (without permission from the other) puts their finger in the other's ass to be kinky resulting in that person unintentionally shitting themselves.

"I had shower sex once but it ended in a Shame Nancy, so that kind of turned me off of it"

by Shame Nancy May 31, 2014

Tool Shame

The act of shaming someone for working with inexpensive hand tools. Usually done by someone who has poor impluse control and spends thousands of dollars on tool truck tools (ie.. Snap-on). This person has an IQ of less than 100 and cannot do the simplest cost benefit analysis to realize that they are the moron for investing in over priced tools.

Shamer... Yee Yee, them there Harbor Freight wrenches ain't as good my Snap-On ones.

Shamee.. Pound sand you dumb redneck and quit trying to tool shame me.

by Kram Larry October 28, 2022

Grohl Shaming

The act of doing something so despicable that the nicest guy in the music industry is disgusted by you.

"Dude the baby on the Nirvana album is suing the band for child porn!"
"After all that money he made? He's totally grohl shaming himself"

by Jacky Daytona August 25, 2021

Honk of shame

A short, friendly double-honk one safe driver gives another driver seen texting while driving.

If I ever see someone texting while driving, I give them the honk of shame to encourage them to focus on the road before they cause an accident.

by Stokedville May 26, 2016