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Terms Of Service

It is a large wall of text that only idiots with no time read.
"Man I can't believe you read the Terms Of Service"
by Bman111 November 30, 2016
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SA ambulance service

the south australian version of an ambulance service
SA ambulance service (shortened to SAAS) is a pathetic excuse for an ambulance service, they are a disgrace to south australia, australia and anyone in the emergency medical services
not only do they have disgusting response times, they are also bad at what they are trained to do.
for example. it says HEAD on the end of the stretcher where the head goes, even though it is blatently obvious
SA ambulance service - dispatcher talking to unit 4
"unit 4 respond cat A to male, unconcious, non breathing"
"roger dispatch, going to mcdonalds first"
"roger unit 4, ETA?"
"we are dining in, so 40 mins"
by Medic 41 August 6, 2010
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full service

The act of performing oral sex on a man to completion, and swallowing, before or after drinking his urine directly from his penis.
My cocksucker is also a human urinal that regularly gives me full service when he sucks my dick.
by yellow snowcone March 31, 2023
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service

1. The act of showing someone up in basketball
Were you there to see dat service last night? Kid dunked on his grill!
by bman2000 December 10, 2008
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White Service

Getting "white service" at a restaurant, shop, other. To be unseen "ghost like", mostly in Asian run businesses or "ethnic" shops. Waiting for a long time to get service/help.
- Got white service today at dim sum, food took forever. Didn't get all I ordered.

- Got a cantonese menu only, then got ignored, got white service.
by Francois VII October 22, 2014
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Walter's Tree Service

A company that arrives a day late, usually takes money and leaves, and is owned by a cowboy.
I ordered Walter's Tree Service, they came a day late and didn't even cut anything down.
by bleachbeach May 9, 2011
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Target Guest Services

The counter inside Target Stores where Target Guests, go to tell lies about their purchases. To get back the money, they didn't really have to spend, in the first place.They will purchase some items with the intent of returning the items when "the party is over".Another favorite is soiling an item(like a vacuum cleaner) and stating,with an "extra whiny voice,"It just doesn't work at all ,it must be defective!".Most Target Guests are not aware of the fact,Target Team members must open and check serial numbers on electronic items before refunding them. The "old TV" in the "new box" ,not a good scam,they could be arrested.The shoplifter favorite is "I got this as a gift,and I don't need it."
As long as you have a valid ID ,you get a refund.Do it too many times,and get arrested!The fat woman's favorite, "The color wasn't right". That's okay though because everyone knows Target Guests have poor eyesight.Furniture that requires assembly, "The parts were missing".Most likely,the husband threw away the directions!
One Target Guest ServicesTeam member to another : "Wonder how that Target Guest knows the color of that dress is wrong for her, I mean obviously she never tried it on ,a 2X in medium!Yeah right!"
by chmpbmxgirl August 3, 2015
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