schlong worm

When a worm carefully slips into a male's penis and then proceeds to eat their insides out.

Reese: OMG i'm being eaten by a schlong worm.

Jebediah: Damn, nigga, that's scary!

Reese: My dick is hard as rock, tho.

by NiggaJONES August 5, 2012

Schlong

A well hung penis that's sized between a Schlander and a Dong.

P1: "Whoa Betty-Lou, your hands are cold don't touch my schlong."
P2: "Well Harry, you just go on and touch it yourself then!"

by wordwanker September 17, 2018

Schlonker

a man's penis, junk, brashol, tube steak

"Hey John, that chick accross the bar keeps staring at my schlonker. She won't take her eyes off . I think she wants me"

by Mr. Cajones December 6, 2018

Schlong

A schlong is a massive veiny hairy monster of a penial object. Keep out of reach of small children

"Bro did you see that horses giant long schlong. its was beautiful"

by Dr. Schlong February 28, 2019

Schlong

Another word for a long penis; but not a pee-pee ..

She wants fortunes schlong after she heard his mixtape.

by 1401 October 18, 2019

Schlond Poofa (meme)

Hahahahahahhaha hahaha the Schlond Poofa is so funny hahahahahhahahahagahgagagagaggag

Stay calm and grab a Schlond Poofa (meme)

by $EM!N@H4LL1W3LL June 9, 2022

schlong covid

The new pandemic formerly known as Monkeypox. The media said that name harms “marginalized communities” so a new name was needed to combat racism. Nobody talks about how you get Schlong Covid due to the media’s fear mongering. It is passed through passionate love between men (which is perfectly normal and something to be proud of!)

Christopher hooked up with a fabulous man named Raùl. It’s misinformation to say they have a higher chance than heterosexuals to get Schlong Covid.

by makicaqu July 29, 2022