A fish who will swim upstream to his death. Also a terrible card player named Dan Kane who plays horrid hands in an attempt to swim to his death.
King Salmon Kane played 10 3 and despite his best efforts to lose managed to hit the world's dirtiest stright and defeat my set of 4's
by Crustacean Craven February 16, 2005
A young vagina that looks deceivingly pink, ripe, and plump, but in actuality feels like 80 year old sand-snatch. Enjoy at your own risk.
by Salmonator July 31, 2013
by kcupcake(: May 23, 2010
Selecting a haddock pasty passed upon its background i.e. wild or farmed. The only two ways to tell are colour and leanness.
by BDWF April 05, 2021
Guy: I love the smell of dirty pussy!! Smells like fresh caught salmon in a fish market!
Other guy: Dude you’re such a salmon sniffer!!
Other guy: Dude you’re such a salmon sniffer!!
by Mimiko January 02, 2018
A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.
Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.
by thehighyeast September 30, 2012
A euphemism for masturbation.
The old man was lonely from his travels and he spent many a night in cheap airport hotels, glazing the salmon.