Somalian Dick Salmon 

Someone or something that exhibits oddness, lack of hygiene, foreign nature, general sliminess, or a combination of them all.

Damn, Ms. Lopez is a Somalian Dick Salmon. You can smell it.

Somalian Dick Salmon by InShnawWeTrust February 20, 2011

ginger salmon 

A famous term given to hoobastanks around your neighborhood. Commonly misconcieved by people as possesing red hair. Truly, only a small percent of ginger salmon posess red hair as an attribute; however most giner salmon are devilishly attractive, while at the same time poop and lift weights. These cunt-like tendancies are found attractive to only men such as shanthamothaf*ckinbird and Michael T. Mueller. These men are at times bi-sexual in nature, but loving towards all creatures.

Pat- Hey Shan, have you seen alex diverde lately??

Shan- Naww, he's at the club gettin his ginger salmon on with the hermaphrodites ;) :P lol :)

ginger salmon by SCALLHOGEN BISCUIT August 8, 2010

Alaskan Salmon Catcher 

The gay/lesbian version of the Alaskan Skydiver or Spear thrower.

GiGi catapulted off the bed onto Emily attempting the Alaskan Salmon Catcher; however, she failed and could tragically no longer have children.

Alaskan Salmon Catcher by emgigi July 7, 2009

drowning salmon 

Man flops his dick in and out of a womans pussy

woman-Do a drowning salmon on me

drowning salmon by the.eagle June 11, 2011

crispy salmon 

The most delicious food EVER and everyone needs to try it.

Best served with maple syrup and lemon.

Caleb: What are you going to order?
Ruby: Crispy salmon with a maple syrup and lemon dressing.
Caleb: Yum, that sounds delicious, I heard its really good from here.
Ruby: Yes, me too.

crispy salmon by amazingguy1234 February 9, 2017

Awkward Salmon 

When you come up behind or in front of someone and wiggle your hand up their crack without penetration.

Steve awkward salmoned the shit out of Susan last night.

Awkward Salmon by Maebabe January 1, 2018

crusty salmon 

crusty salmon is when you stick your finger down the back of your butt crack after you havent bathed or showered for several days, and when you pull your finger out you find fishy smelling flaky scales on your finger

"whats cooking in the kitchen? smells like fish..."

"actually i hooked an itch in my butt crack and caught a crusty salmon"

crusty salmon by shampooisbetter October 31, 2009