Ruston

A small town located in central Northern Louisiana, populated mainly by rednecks and/or Southern Baptists (20,546 people). Devoid of any real intellectual or cultural substance, it is not suprisingly also the place of the last known lynching of a black man. Home of Louisiana Tech University, possibly the only remotely interesting thing about the town, known to produce relatively pedestrian graduates other than Karl Malone and Terry Bradshaw. Ruston lacks any real recreational activities, so the mostly college-age population spends most of their time drinking and experimenting with drugs.

Ruston is home of the Peach Festival? Really? Can you make a pipe out of a peach? No? Well then fuck that man.

by danja.. March 11, 2009

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When a chick gives a guy a reach-around while pressing her lips to the asscrack of a guy as he farts, thus making it seem and sound like she is playing a rusty trombone. Makes me want to join the marching band.

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by hohoho May 2, 2004

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Rusty Trombone

Having a girl lick your asshole while giving you a hand job.

"The orchestra of fucking sounded much better with that Rusty Trombone."

by Ryan May 24, 2004

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a sex act beetween 2 gay men where one stands knee,s slightly bent so anus is in the right position the other kneels down and blows the asshole while reaching round grabbing the
member and giving it a good stroke up and down resembling a jazz trombonist

i was in the feathers last night jim
played the rusty trombone like Joseph Alessi. he was fantastic shaker loved every minuite of it thanks jim bravo

by shakerdemus and plyers July 21, 2009

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