Solar Reflectors

The orbital sunglasses and magnifying glasses for an entire planet. These are vast, maneuverable mirrors in space used for macro-engineering. They can be positioned to shade specific regions, reducing heat and combating desertification, or to focus extra sunlight on polar regions to melt ice caps (a risky geoengineering move) or extend growing seasons. They're the ultimate climate control dial, but one controlled by whoever owns the infrastructure in space, raising huge geopolitical questions about who gets to adjust the planet's thermostat.

*Example: "The Venusian terraforming project started with a fleet of solar reflectors the size of continents, parked at the Lagrange point to throw sunlight back into space and finally start cooling that hellish greenhouse down over the next century."

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

HornoDump Reflex

A psychophysiological phenomenon where sexual arousal creates a simultaneous or conflicting sensation of needing to defecate, likely due to pelvic nerve crossover and increased blood flow to the region.

Symptoms may include:
• Confused arousal
• Urgent but mysterious bowel pressure
• Mild shame followed by laughter
• Googling “do I need to poop or am I just horny?”

1. “I was making out with him and suddenly got hit with the worst Hornodump Reflex. Thought I needed to excuse myself—turns out I was just too turned on.”

2. “She looked so good I got hit with the Hornodump Reflex outta nowhere. Like damn, body, pick a lane.”

3. “Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in love or just experiencing the Hornodump Reflex again.”

by EthanolLancx August 4, 2025

Hackey Sack Reflex

Involuntarily attempting to catch any dropped item with your foot.

Yuki's Hackey Sack Reflex earned her a broken toe when she fumbled the mayonnaise jar yesterday.

by cyn1cal May 3, 2014

Zakurdaev's reflex

When you take the first short sip of hot espresso and have to poop immediately.

A: Where is Mike?
B: Man, he had Zakurdaev's reflex, he's sitting on the toilet.

by Strimfla January 3, 2018

Kitchen Revolutions / Kuchenne rewolucje

Polish program about restaurants, main character is Magda Gessler. She's very mean and shouts at everyone but great at cooking. People write to her if they need BIG help with thier restaurants. She helps :<

Kitchen Revolutions / Kuchenne rewolucje is bad program

by LittleRoseDrawer August 16, 2019

Law of reflection

If thou reflects thou is probably a glass mirror therefore thou shall b smashed on thy opps head

“Oh yeh that opp was getting mad disrespectful so uno man had to hit him with the law of reflection”

by El Zakko May 10, 2022

Wyoming gag reflex

The act in which you a getting head from a female and when your about to finish you pull her by the hair and shove a snowball in her mouth and push her head back down on your cock and you finish in the back of her throat.

Dude last week I gave my cousin the Wyoming gag reflex.

by Big boy Lloyd December 29, 2022