the runner-up e-mail

The e-mail you send to ex-lovers after you get engaged or married. It is similar to a form letter rejection for a job or college admission.

"Dear John, I know things did not go so well between us, but you should know it was you and not me. By the way, I'm engaged to someone else. He is a wonderful man named...."

by Stephanie Holmes May 13, 2005

dust runner

anything that looks dusty, old and depleted... like a car or a pair of shoes.

1)That mothafucker had the nerve to come out to the club rockin them dust runners on his feet.

2)I hate ridin in that chump dealers dust runner.

by Frank, kevin, and chris July 4, 2006

plate runner

A Newtown, CT, local police officer, who comes to this town from some other town and think they own the place. Nobody liked them in high school, they didn't go to college, and they don't like to see anyone being more successful then themselves. The most action they see is hassling teen agers for hanging out, and there only job duty is to drive around tailgating people and running there plates in there stupid computers, then for whatever reason they want, they will pull you over and because there jealous and nobody likes them they will hassle you, saying your eyes look blood shot, they will say they smell smoke/alcohol because they want to search your car and bust your ass so you get kicked out of college, because they where to lazy/dumb to get a real degree, they don't want you to have one either, then maybe they will get promoted so they get bumped up on the bacon scale to oink oink.

Could this plate runner tailgate me any closer? I'm going to slam my breaks on him so he can see if my break lights.

by stevos skater balls January 18, 2007

Street Runner

Any person or persons who terrorize streets where skateboarding is not allowed, by running around, and jumping on and off various objects for their own personal entertainment. Street Runners are most common in Paris, France, where skateboarding is illegal in public squares.

Those street runners broke the statue again.

If I were a street runner, I would get a ton of chicks.

by G Pepe November 13, 2005

runner

The most hard working group of people you will ever meet. Different from a jogger who is just a person either
a) trying to get fit and failing
b) trying to look cool/hot
c) not trying at all
Runners work incredibly hard, they are always training and are the toughest people you will ever meet. I mean come on, who else could finish a 10k x-country meet with a broken arm or become English national schoolgirl champion with a sprained ankle? They are also amazingly kind, sweet understanding, and compassionate because they understand what it is like to be in pain or be disappointed. A true runner is a good sportsman/woman, they do not boast or brag they just help others and be happy for those who beat them. Any competitiveness that they have is just to make their family, friends and coach proud, it is not for themselves. They are also extremely intelligent and have the strongest minds. A runner is a beautiful person inside and out.

populargirl: oh my gosh look at me im so hot because im a runner

runner: yes you are.

runner is compassionate and kind even though they know that the popular girl is just showing off they wont hurt her or boast.

by gigigigigi September 14, 2012

Runner's Dump

The sensation an individual feels after going for a distance run (7+ miles); usually consists of anything you have eaten but not passed since your previous runner's dump - most relieving feeling next to ejaculation.

Described as "nastay!"

Blaine: Dude, I just went for a 9 mile run!

Court: That must have been nice.

Blaine: Yeah, but my Runner's Dump after felt so much better! I finally got that cabbage out.

Court: You haven't had cabbage in a month...

Blaine: I know

by Bored Jedi June 1, 2011

Reiner

A guy with a loving heart, and who is nice to people and is very hot.

Reiner is so amazing

by John Cana July 24, 2019