red roider
a term used to define men who tan too much (however one is to define the term too much) and who take steroids in order to enhance their performance when they hit the gym.
a term used to define men who tan too much (however one is to define the term too much) and who take steroids in order to enhance their performance when they hit the gym.
Two high school girls in conversation:
Amy: so Diana, godess of male-magnetism, how was your first workout at that new gym of yours?
Diana: First off, lol thanks for the compliment concerning goddess of male magnetism. And at the gym , I met this tanned-complexion guy, Andy I think his name was.
Amy: lol, don't judge a book by its cover, as they say, he may be a red roider.
Diana: Oh.
Amy: so Diana, godess of male-magnetism, how was your first workout at that new gym of yours?
Diana: First off, lol thanks for the compliment concerning goddess of male magnetism. And at the gym , I met this tanned-complexion guy, Andy I think his name was.
Amy: lol, don't judge a book by its cover, as they say, he may be a red roider.
Diana: Oh.
by Sexydimma February 9, 2012
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Guy 2: Did you have spag bol for dinner? You still have stains around your mouth
Guy 1: Naa, I just went red water rafting
Guy 2: You're nasty. Get away from me. Your breath smells like iron
Guy 2: Did you have spag bol for dinner? You still have stains around your mouth
Guy 1: Naa, I just went red water rafting
Guy 2: You're nasty. Get away from me. Your breath smells like iron
by gonzo89cb September 19, 2009
Get the Red Water Rafting mug.when a man has vaginal sex with a woman who is being visited by her monthly freind aka on the rag and after intercorse the man pulls out his bloody penis and whips the woman with it leaving a red mark this may be a very brave thing to do if she dosent have a sense of humor.
last night I nailed my girl but she was ragging and I didnt know at first but when i was finnished I pulled out blood drenched cock and gave her a red badge of courage
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com January 23, 2008
Get the red badge of courage mug.1. A class in the Final Fantasy series that uses white and black magic as well as swords. Being a jack of all trades but master of none, the Red Mage cannot learn all the top level spells, but can learn the fundamental ones. Red Mages are depicted as wearing a red outfit consisting of boots, a cape, pants and a shirt, and the trademark feathered hat.
2. In 8-Bit Theater, Red Mage is a D&D stat freak that levels up and is always rolling dice, busting out puns, and leveling himself up. He's obsessed with experience points and bases everything around D&D.
2. In 8-Bit Theater, Red Mage is a D&D stat freak that levels up and is always rolling dice, busting out puns, and leveling himself up. He's obsessed with experience points and bases everything around D&D.
by Vic Viper Mk. II April 26, 2004
Get the Red Mage mug.Slang for a broken xbox, taken from the "Red Ring of Death", where the ring of lights around the power button turn red, indicating the type of fault.
by j-cutter January 21, 2008
Get the red ringed mug.by luv January 29, 2005
Get the red hot monkey love mug.After an asian massage, whilst hard from the happy ending, ask for the 'red rope service.' The masseuse will take some rope tie her feet up to the ceiling and wind the rope up and give you a spinning blow job, leads to a neutron bomb orgasm.
David Choe recommended i try the red rope service at Happy Lucky Garden Massage Parlour. She spun round on my dick and then spun back.
by David Choe September 19, 2013
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