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a financial instrument used to part fools from their money. Usually involves speculating on interest rates. The fools, or 'mark', in this con are often unsophisticated public officials such as school boards or county commissions who are gambling with your money. The fools are advised by sleazeballs known as 'financial advisers' or 'consultants'. The sleazeballs are paid by both the fool and either directly or indirectly by the counterparty that makes a shitload of money, the greedy grifters often referred to as 'banks'. The banks only lose often enough to keep the hopeful fools signing up. By the time fools realize they have been had, it is a lose-lose situation. Pay enormous fees to terminate the contract, or continue riding it into the hole, hoping for a miracle.
Dude, why are your schools shit?

'Cause the board got fooled into a rate swap. We got jackshit and owe millions.
Rate Swap by Gaaaaaah! April 5, 2010
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Rapedate 

When someone goes on a date just so he/she will be raped.
Johnny decided to go out with Betty. He knew going into it that it was a rapedate and nothing more.
Rapedate by Veronica311 November 22, 2011
Someone who rates them self very highly. Has a very high opinion of them self, their appearance, their possessions, their neighborhood etc. A bit of a snob.
Boy: There's Paul. Hey, doesn't he live in Cheongdam, that really rich area of Seoul?
Girl: Yes. Like he could ever let us forget it.
Argh....he's such a rater!
rater by Kimchiqueen February 13, 2013

raped by a cactus 

When something is so frustrating this is usually said as a response.
"This game is so difficult! It's like being raped by a cactus!"
A person with 2.5k followers on twitter that likes cats and is cracked at Fortnite.
Person 1: Raed is goated at Fortnite.
Person 2:Nah he’s a bot
Raed by Hamlet101 May 30, 2019

Churn rate

Churn is the percentage of total subscribers that discontinue
service divided into the total population. Usually it is
expressed as a percent based on the population change from month
to month.
An average monthly churn rate for wireless phones is
around 5%.
Churn rate by Rob November 28, 2003

Space raped 

When someone invades your personal space and talks to you right up against your face.
This guy totally space raped me. He was totally wasted and kept rubbing his nose up against mine while he hit on me. He's such a space raper.
Space raped by Missyknowsall September 14, 2009