bagel rash

A red area at the tip of Bagel Sniffers nose. Develops
after repeated bagel sniffings. Often made worse by
presence of salt, poppy seeds, and even onions.

Sometimes goes unnoticed due to brown nose condition.
Furthermore, if bagel sniffer finds any pastries, bagel
rash may also become encrusted in chocolate, sugar glaze,
or cinnamon.

Encrustation around bagel rash will often end up on bagel
sniffers right index finger for these reasons:

- he picks his nose.
- he repeatedly employs the nose goes method of task avoidance.
- he does not want the free food particles to go to waste.

person 1: I’m having trouble downloading the software.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: No way, it’s Friday, he’s got a terrible bagel rash today.
person 2: Oh my god, I thought that was a clump of dried mucus.
person 2: Yeah, that dumb ass will only make things worse anyways.
person 1: Don’t take my lines god damn it.
person 2: Ok, I’m sorry.

by AlexTheNewGuy July 25, 2008

Oilfield rash

When a oilfield worker goes out of town for work and hooks up with a women and gets an std “rash”

Hey the crew is going out of town next weeks let’s see if anyone comes home with an oilfield rash.

by Oklahoma cowboy May 27, 2018

Rash

A Raccoon From A ROBLOX Game, With A Shitty Name.

Wow Rash Is A Shit Name...

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Rash

Being a bitch and complaining about urethane and water bottles.

Urethane is cool, stop being such a rash.

by RotoGripsME September 2, 2025

rash shao

the moment you realize you can’t feel your ass after Sichuan mala hotpot

oh Ongdang you should not eat so much Sichuan hotpot, you will definitely get rash shao tomorrow!

by zacharichn September 19, 2019

Road Rash

The act of getting a handjob in a moving vehicle

Damn that girl gives crazy road rash

by Selenathesolara July 11, 2021

hipster rash

Tattoos that are less than ten years old, particularly those in the "Sailor Jerry" style.

A person with several tattoos on their arms, legs or torso who may wear black rimmed glasses and a beanie could be said to have bad hipster rash. People riding fixies and those working in cafes are in the high risk category for hipster rash.

by shockcity July 28, 2013