Bill: "My wife took some closeups of a flower the other day, I told her they looked just like her vag."
Mick: "Ha Ha, you must have a thing for pseudoporn!"
Eric: "I loved seeing your hot pussy on webcam, Jessica!"
Jessica: "That was my brother's armpit, douchebag."
Eric: "Oh no! I just tossed off to pseudoporn."
Mick: "Ha Ha, you must have a thing for pseudoporn!"
Eric: "I loved seeing your hot pussy on webcam, Jessica!"
Jessica: "That was my brother's armpit, douchebag."
Eric: "Oh no! I just tossed off to pseudoporn."
by Vortigern April 24, 2010
Get the pseudoporn mug.Any creature that emerges from a pokeball and purports a noncombatant air whilst engendering violent ends with atleast 80% certainty, either through self-induced or progeny-induced means.
PSEUDOGARBOYLE CHANCEY- Chancey produces three eggs, which may themselves be used as throwing items.
For simplicity, let P(atleast one egg being effectively thrown)= P(all eggs falling or being thrown off of the map or left unused).
Now we can ignore those contributions since the probability of the former occurrance more than offsets the probability of the latter occurrance.
The CHANCE, since 13 of 16 items are damaging, that atleast one egg contains a damage-inflicting item is
P(atleast 1 egg contains damaging item) = 100% * (1 - (3/16)^3) = 99.34%.
Chancey breeds violence through progeny-induced means with over 99% certainty.
PSEUDOGARBOYLE CLEFAIRY- Clefairy mimics one of the other 12 pokemon, and since only 2 of these are pure garboyles, the probability that Clefairy mimics a violent pokemon, P(mimicking violence)= 100% * (10/12) = 83.33%.
Through self-induced means, Clefairy engenders violence with over 83% certainty.
For simplicity, let P(atleast one egg being effectively thrown)= P(all eggs falling or being thrown off of the map or left unused).
Now we can ignore those contributions since the probability of the former occurrance more than offsets the probability of the latter occurrance.
The CHANCE, since 13 of 16 items are damaging, that atleast one egg contains a damage-inflicting item is
P(atleast 1 egg contains damaging item) = 100% * (1 - (3/16)^3) = 99.34%.
Chancey breeds violence through progeny-induced means with over 99% certainty.
PSEUDOGARBOYLE CLEFAIRY- Clefairy mimics one of the other 12 pokemon, and since only 2 of these are pure garboyles, the probability that Clefairy mimics a violent pokemon, P(mimicking violence)= 100% * (10/12) = 83.33%.
Through self-induced means, Clefairy engenders violence with over 83% certainty.
by Joseph Fry June 14, 2007
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A false piece of fat, made from synthetic rubber. Surgically added to patients who have lost skin in accidents. Or given to anorexic people recovering. Also used to add fat to people
The young anorexic boy was so skinny the doctor said the only way to keep him Alive was by adding pseudofat.
by Yona hex July 10, 2012
Get the Pseudofat mug.Pseudobulbar affect (PBA) is a medical condition characterized by sudden and uncontrollable episodes of crying or laughing. It is sometimes referred to as emotional lability, pathological crying and laughing or emotional incontinence. An episode of PBA can occur at any time, even in inappropriate social situations.
Two girls who have uncontrollable laughter and weirdness, always on a food adventure with their mascot Starflakes exploring the new world a second at a time. PBA has played a major role in their lives as their PBA always seems to have its effect during presentations and important events. Often laughing hysterical, these two girls have given their time to research more about PBA, introducing it to the new world. PBA is not associated with the Palm Beach university athletics ,Professional bowling association or the Philippine Basketball Association. This is a serious case and must be stopped before cats and dogs take over the world and the next things you know it, we will be seeing flying rainbow unicorns.
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Two girls who have uncontrollable laughter and weirdness, always on a food adventure with their mascot Starflakes exploring the new world a second at a time. PBA has played a major role in their lives as their PBA always seems to have its effect during presentations and important events. Often laughing hysterical, these two girls have given their time to research more about PBA, introducing it to the new world. PBA is not associated with the Palm Beach university athletics ,Professional bowling association or the Philippine Basketball Association. This is a serious case and must be stopped before cats and dogs take over the world and the next things you know it, we will be seeing flying rainbow unicorns.
#special #toogood #gold #serious #nojoke #updated
Spencer and Tatum were doing a history presentation until Spencer began to laugh uncontrollably in class thus ruining the presentation.
Tatum wanted to ask a girl out but due to his PBA, he got rejected.
pseudobulbar affect is a legit thing.... no joke
Tatum wanted to ask a girl out but due to his PBA, he got rejected.
pseudobulbar affect is a legit thing.... no joke
by starflakes November 9, 2013
Get the pseudobulbar affect mug.Noun - pretending to have sex with dead underage trees. Basically an imaginary form of dendronecropaedophilia, which is a form of necrophilia for those sexually obsessed with young trees...
Cannibalism is no longer a significant problem in the navy. We must now move to stamp out pseudodendronecropaedophilia...
by Psycholist August 11, 2008
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The Tuesday after Labor day is a Pseudomonday. Unlike Fake Sunday, it doesn't just feel like a Monday, but it usually comes after some celebratory event that has caused a hangover or other unpleasantries.
by DeeLighted September 4, 2012
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Verb: pseudifying
The act of creating or generating news that is easily proven false, but either advances your agenda or makes you money.
Creating fictional stories and claiming they are true, passing them off as news. All other news is declared "Fake".
Verb: pseudifying
The act of creating or generating news that is easily proven false, but either advances your agenda or makes you money.
Creating fictional stories and claiming they are true, passing them off as news. All other news is declared "Fake".
Donald didn't like the news about Russian collusion, so his friends at a large news organization tried to help him out by creating pseudified stories. This process is called pseudification.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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