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poohwaffle

a form of speech. Esp used by Stoners.
Usually consisting of utter utter crap.
Like the moon coud be populated by fish eating lizards. (Thats Lizards that eat fish, not Fish that eat Lizards!)
poohwaffle by Lion August 19, 2004
Related Words
To blow out or extinguish...
From the latin for "noise made by a two year old when attempting to secretly blow out the fire he started with his thomas the tank engine birthday cake"
"Honey can you pooht the light?"
"Do i LOOK like your frigging servant?!"
"Pooht me bitch!"
*SLAP*
Pooht by tit_tassle June 5, 2005

Poohandy 

When your taking a shit and getting a hand job. It is very similar to a "blumpkin"
Man I just got a poohandy!
Poohandy by BlumpkinMaster May 17, 2014

Laka-Laka Pooholydong

a gay minister that lives in hawaii and rapes people in the confessional. Then he takes them to the bathroom and takes huge ol' dump on their face.

Hence the name Laka-Laka Pooholydong
laka-laka a hawaiian term
poo- crap
holy- in this case it has to do with a church or minister..not God or angels
dong- penis
Bob Shlougashlong Weisenhower is a well known Laka-Laka Pooholydong in Oahu, Hawaii
so watch out church go-ers
another word for saying perhaps, used when feeling pooey or crapiousious.
A: You like my shirt?
B: Poohaps, but u keep steppin ill haveta bitch slap u ho!
poohaps by Squeo January 18, 2003
Also refered as "pop" Large black man who hops on women as if they were the majestic gazelle. grips his pants in an upward motion at first sight of female entry into social setting, then provocitively licks his lips in an explosion of orgasmic upheaval.

Protegy of the Freestyle underground.
"poohpop's flowing some major beats."
poohpop by c-town's finest July 19, 2009