pilloc

An idiot,someone who likes being an idiot at sleep over

Oh you pilloc ,go away who invited you

by Pinapplepizza September 21, 2017

Empty pillow case

A description to use when explaining the incomprehensible size of a womans sex organ.

Rod: So go on what was she like.
Tim: Rod, that old bitches snatch was the size of an empty pillow case.

by MickLinge April 2, 2006

Dick Pillow

The pillow that is placed over one's genetailia whilst they sit.

Can you pass me a dick pillow? This morning wood isn't going away any time soon.

by Fear of Fleas December 3, 2011

Infantile Pillock

A childish and stupid person.

Dude A: "Why are you laughing at that stupid joke someone just told you?"
Dude B " I really can't help it."
Dude A " You really are acting like an infantile pillock."

by Hay, Dan Newman, Dan the Man July 20, 2016

The Cool Side of the Pillow

1. -noun
The best side of the pillow.

2. -noun
The best person in the universe.

1. I always sleep on the cool side of the pillow.

2. The Cool Side of the Pillow just destroyed our entire defense as a scout in TF2.

by The Cool Side of the Pillow October 3, 2008

pillow-biter

Someone who enjoys doggy-style being so hard they have to bite the pillow to muffle their screams/moans.

Example 1

Joe: So, what was she like last night?
Bob: She's a total pillow-biter, dude!

Example 2 (insult)
You pillow-biter!!

by anyapiratepixy May 6, 2010

pillow biter

when either a girl or guy is bent over or lying face-down on a bed while being anally pounded, and they bite into a pillow to keep themselves from screaming and waking up the neighbors, kids, etc.

i'm a pillow biter when i take it in the ass.

by reginasmith June 29, 2007