Penal Queef

When a man has a moist queef out of his dick.

“She was giving me brain and i had a penal queef in her mouth. She said it tasted like Feta Cheese

by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020

Peñalities

A really rare Hispanic last name that usually people who eat too many pizza have.

You are eating too much pizza and you're Hispanic? You must be a Peñalities!

by Arnesio Parapillo March 25, 2021

Peñalities

A rare disease that a person can get by eating too many patties and being bare foot.

Don't be barefoot and eat those patties all day or you'll get peñalities!

by Arnesio Parapillo March 25, 2021

Penalty-Man

Like his boss Crotone-Man,Penalty-man is another overrated Portuguese fraud.I can swear he'll be the first player to win a Puskas with a penalty and he normally drops 5/10 every match and statpads with penalties.

Penalty-Man cried so much that he was awarded a penalty after a football match ended

by Cremsious April 30, 2021

penafoler

1. Noun; a depressing or otherwise poor thief
2. Verb; to burgle something unsuccessfully or in a cheap way.

1. Jeffrey is nothing but a cheap, vindictive, penafoler!
2. He resigned himself to pernafole the cake later that night.

by FatBackJack August 12, 2021

penallingus

The act of licking the hole at the tip of the penis head to arouse pleasure from your partner, as it is often very sensitive.

Guy: Hey bro, I heard your girlfriend was gonna give you penallingus last night. How'd it go.
Guy: Dude that shit felt so good. You gotta try it out with your girl.

by Bitch Canoe August 23, 2021

penalber

The last name only hot people have 🤥😞😉

guy1: Dude sarah is so hot

guy 2: which sarah?
guy 1: penalber

guy 2: ik right 😔

by linz-penalber September 5, 2021