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Page Turner

The act of using a hollow book with a hole in the spine to give a descrete hand job.
typically for use in a library or other places with a high density of books
Guy 1: Yo dude, Sarah gave me a page turner in the mobile library yesterday.

Guy 2: Oh really? Was it good?

Guy 1: Yeah I came all over Michael Mopurgo
by IsItDan July 31, 2015
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Burn Page

A page where insecure middle schoolers write derogatory things about beautiful BEAUTIFUL girls and try to bring them down. It never works because not only are these girls beautiful, but they're strong too. Then, the page gets mentioned to the principal and then eliminated. Two months later, another one starts and the drama comes around again.
Kid 1: "Who started that frikkin' Burn Page?!"
Kid 2: "Idk, but they must be really insecure. Who could hate on those gorgeous girls?"
by ImNoHater April 6, 2011
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pageant crack

Pixie sticks, used by bovine pageant moms who want to give their freaky-looking offspring an edge over the competition.
by starla25 February 8, 2012
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Paced

When using the word paced after beating somebody at something, you are referring to that fact that they have just been molested.
Ha Luke, you just got Paced!
by boddyesmith October 20, 2020
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House Page

A junior in High School used to deliver legislative work in our nation's Capitol to the House Floor.
by Adam February 19, 2005
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ghetto page

A ghetto page is when you are running low on credit on your cell phone and as a result, you call someone and hang up, waiting for them to call you back.
Lisa: Marisa just ghetto paged me.

Kelly: Really? She must be running low on minutes.
by m.alicia May 12, 2009
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Front page news

This phrase refers to facebook when a post, pictures, note, etc. appear on the home news feed. This varies from user to user.
Scenario 1-
Jerry: "Hey, Bridget! How was the vacation with the kids?"
Bridget: "How the hell ...?"
Jerry: "The pictures made front page news on facebook."

Scenario 2-
Ethan: "No one cares about your faggot emo vampire bullshit, stop posting it or I'll block and report you"
James: "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!¡!!¡111!!1!¡ONE!!"
by The Sock Maniac August 8, 2009
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