ones and fives

What you say when somebody says something dumb and you have no comment. Also used to describe a stupid or BS situation.

The concept came from talking about taking a trip to Mexico and how anybody that brings any bills larger then a one or a five is dumb.

1) Heather: Midgets are good drivers.
Chris: Ones and fives.

2) Robert: Man that Government essay topic was crap.
Chris: Ones and fives.

by Another guy stuck in Lodi April 26, 2004

Chimp oneself red

v. To furiously relax in a gentleman's way; to masturbate.

Thomas didn't appear that evening for dinner, nor the next morning at breakfast. Eventually shuffling into the dining room a little after two o'clock in the afternoon, looking exhausted and sporting a thousand-yard stare, between drawn-out breaths and with a weary demeanour, he stated that he'd spent the past twenty-two hours chimping himself red.

Chimp Oneself Red

by Chum Gnomesky March 10, 2010

Unsheathing Ones Balls

Removing the layer of skin surrounding the testicles

Unsheathing ones balls is both a blessing and a curse.

by bill clinteron December 11, 2019

onesty

Lonely and without someone to call a friend. Always gets on your bad side when you don't talk about something they want to be talking about. They say they have friends but will reject you at any point.

Don't ask Onesty, she will make it the last thing you want to hear.

by SwiftyCreepa June 12, 2018

little ones

Street hookers use this term to describe a blow job. 'Little' meaning a smaller amount of money than a lay and also less time. It is also less distasteful as they can get what they want (the drugs) quicker, what with no undressing etc. Also easier to do in a vehicle.

I've been doing little ones all day

by Dave Q. Jones October 15, 2006

Onetapped

a literal fucking idiot

"Hey look its the absolute idiot literal shit smelling donkey onetapped"

by razzlol July 21, 2020

40 deep ones

a slang term that is usually referred to be a oral sexual action

Foo, go suck 40 deep ones!

by DCX Returns March 13, 2005