Beer Beard

The required unkept facial hair required for guys to have in order to work in a brewery, micro brewery, or to be a beer "aficionado". Can easily be confused with hipsters or some unemployed slob. Although, one comes to find out that some of them are actually hipsters.

I was rejected entrance into the local micro brewery because I was clean shaven. More importantly, I didn't have the mandatory beer beard. You can't try to do something crazy like being and making choices yourself these days.

Beer Beard {hipster follower slob craft dumb

by Furiosa the Accursed June 5, 2016

Beer Crawl

The process of going out with a group of people to a bar and hitting up each bar on the way to a certain destination (home, party, etc.) In this process you neglect how shitfaced you actually get, and don't care if you're blowing a .2 (over three times the legal limit) on a brethalyzer test, you're just out to have a good time with your bros.

It can also be explained mathematically. Let the first bar represented by A, and the final destination by B. There are 5 bars between A and B, you have to hit up each bar within a period of now until 2 am. So to solve this equation, you have to know the variable x, which represents how much fun you want to have.

Guy 1: (to the rest of his bros.) Alright so we'll start our beer crawl here at the party, move on to Chappy's, then we'll go to Dave's, get to Bill's, then we'll probably close off at The Dock, and go out for a meal somewhere along the way to my house.

Everyone in the room: Yeah!

ITT: No one really cares where you're going, or how you're getting there. We just want beer!

by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 6, 2010

Backup Beer

A backup beer is a beverage that comes in handy after a night of doing shotguns, shots, beer funnel, or anything other alcoholic activity. It is usually just a casual beer after you full send.

Some bitch: "Wow look at John, he just took a toke and now he's got a backup beer."

by MMA $LIM February 22, 2020

Beer Dad

The male equivalent of a Wine Mom. Beer Dads are typically overweight, middle-aged men. They enjoy watching sports, grilling, admiring/fixing cars, and drinking beer.

Beer Dads are either intensely annoyed or amused with the Vodka Aunt, and are always disapproving of the Weed Cousin.

Wine Mom: “Oh, you’ll find Paul out in the yard grilling with the other Beer Dads”

by Lumber Dave January 5, 2019

Table Beers

Abandoned or unattended moderately consumed beers sitting on a table in a pub that one consumes to makes for a cheap night out, though usually results in herpies or the odd roofie. There is a fabled fraternity that lives by this...

One could even gather a few table beers and pour into one glass for a more rich and full filling taste..
Goes very well with the shoey.

“Hey cunt your shout!”
“I’m broke...table beers?”
“Fuck oath! “

by AlcoholFueledBrewtality August 10, 2018

piss beer

In the seventies brewers made beer that was 3.2% in alcohol content, to sell in States that allowed anyone over 18 years old to buy it. Real beer, sold only to 21+, has double or even triple that amount of alcohol, like for the stouts. So teens would need twice as much to get drunk, and then spend lots of trips to piss it out: Hence, "piss beer" was born!

We were still too young to buy stout beer and so we settled for piss beer.

by private-polymath September 7, 2021

Beer exchange

When you bring your shitty beer to a party and drink someone else's good beer.

Julie: Thanks for the cooler of Meister Brau.

Joe: I'll have another Sam Ultra premium Summer Festabrew.

Moe: I thought you brought the cooler of Meister Brau toxic 12s.

Joe: I did, but I'm taking part in the beer exchange program.

by Bigmoe July 23, 2013