VP Squared

VP Squared: Verb, Pronoun, Preposition- Get=(verb) Over=(preposition) It=(Pronoun).

A geeky English Major's way of being sarcastic to another in conversation, through an overly dramatic and drawn out manner, in order to successfully make the recipient of said phrase feel like a complete tool.

Best used within the social context of a well established and long term friendship as a form of backhanded endearment; otherwise you might just get punched out.

Can also be used in the past tense.
Example:

Bob - "Man, My GF is such a drama queen."
Tom - "How long are you going to put up with her shit? VP Squared, already!"
Bob - "Huh? VP what?"
Tom - (Heavy sigh)"Verb, Preposition,
Pronoun, dumb ass."
Bob - "Come again?"
Tom - "Get Over It, Man! DAMN!"


Past Tense Example:

Tom - "Hey, how are things with you and the bitchy GF?"
Bob - "I vp squared that situation (got over it). Broke up with her weeks ago, son."
Tom - " Good for you, man."
by Prospoi September 20, 2008
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dupe square

toilet paper filled with shaving cream, neatly folded into a square, and used to dupe or trick or fool somebody while they are sleeping, or unaware of a dupe attack, so be watching around all corners or keeping a close eye while your sleeping or u will get the dupe treatment.
dude!!..... you just duped squared me.

stop actin crazy with that dupe square or your gonna hurt someone.

i got hit with a dupe square yesterday so throw it at tom this time.
by spelunker mjd June 24, 2010
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Love Square

Girl #1 likes Guy #1 but he does not like her back.

Guy #2 likes Girl #2 but does not like him back.

Guy #1 and Girl #2 like each other.
Girl #2: Ugh, I hate being in a Love Square!
Guy #1: I know! I just want to be with you but this dumb Love Square makes everything so complicated!
Girl #2: This Love Square makes our situation so annoying!
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Quickie Square

The act of going out for a quick cigarette.

Quickie - Doing something in a fast or quick manner.

Square - Slang for cigarette.

Combined creates quickie square.

Not to be confused with the carpentry tool used to make straight 90 degree angle cuts which is also called a quickie square.
I'm going out for a quickie square, wanna come?

He just got back from a Quickie Square break.
by NTHNEZ June 10, 2011
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Square wiener

Only at 7-11 for Jim Jarroz because he has a square anus
Brent-Jim Can I have a square wiener
jim- no do you have a square butthole buddy
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ghetto square

washington square mall on the east side of indy.
lets go to ghetto square after school today.
by uvajalea June 14, 2008
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Stupid-squared

As in mathematics, fucken stupid to the power of two.

Fucken stupid,

which is still a broad plane of level stupidity,
which is generally accepted, is often forgiven,

in the name of charity and goodwill.

However, dimensional stupidity, which amounts to monumental idiocy,
is the type of unadulterated idiot-actions,

which makes blood boil and walls echo with loud cussin'.

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Overheard at a bus stop in Israel:

"Eizeh idyot! Hu tembel beribua"

"What an a-hole! He's stupid-squared"
by RandomTuxJerusalem December 29, 2020
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