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Noah

Usually a very fat person of extreme size, he is normally Indian with a very small penis. He usally likes a girl called Beth Cooper and would like to have sex with her with his pants on because of his small penis.
That man was such a noah last night in bed.
by Serengeti Highway July 7, 2011
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Noah

Noah Book
by Maw <3 July 2, 2010
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Noah

A guy that all the girls like and think is sexy but actually has a small penis
Girl: your so hot but i cant feel it
Noah:sorry its small
by RealTruthz December 29, 2016
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Noah

A very and always depressed person that thinks about himself as fat, stupid, and hates eating. All he does is sleep. And depresses everyone.
A "Noah" entered a school and was being sad which depressed everyone.
by Deathcobra May 22, 2010
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Noah

A fatass piece of shit who likes dick and tends to jerk off every day of the week
Girl:so Noah what have u been up to?
Noah:I've been jerking off to gay porn lately
Girl:wtf
by Kenbone666 June 8, 2016
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Noah

Girls one: he looks gay
Girl two: he must be a noah
by J_O__M_A_M_M_A October 27, 2019
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Noah

NOAH. Where do I start. This guy is very stupid at some times. Not the academic stupid he is very smart when it comes to school work. He just does STUPID THINGS. Like running into walls or falling into bushes. Sometimes he will run into poles while walking cause he is just that stupid. He also doesn't have many friends, but he has a small friend group that includes his best friend which is usually a girl. He also has a few other friends and that's it. He has social anxiety, but really likes to sing. He is also very sporty. All Noah's I have meet play soccer or do some sort of running sport. Noah's are great people. They are easy to talk to, but are VERY sarcastic. The sarcasm jazzes up the conversation. They have stupid but funny jokes. Find a Noah.
NOAH is a great guy. Watching him do stuff makes me laugh.
by Waka Waka Pacman June 13, 2019
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