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naked Asian

An Asian who jumps out of car trunks, naked, and assaults you.
see The Hangover and you might just see a naked Asian
by spicybuddha April 23, 2010
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you naked

you naked! (here naked is a noun)
when you wanna say something random to a person with clothes on (just for joke)
you naked! get some clothes on u nasty fuckface!
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NIKE time

coming the from the famous Nike phrase "Just Do It". Nike time is used in situations in which one must just man up and do something and stop complaining or procrastinating.
John: "Ugh I have to do chemistry homework but I don't wanna."

Frank: "Nike time"

John: "what?"

Frank: "just do it"
by KiDCadaver March 27, 2009
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Naked Sevens

Naked Sevens are the most irritating thing in the world. Anything that bugs you, bugs you like Naked Sevens.
Dude1: Dude! Did u see him making out with my ex?!
Dude2: Holy crap yes!
Dude1: That Bitch bugs me like Naked Sevens!!
by NakedSevensHater April 12, 2011
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Naked Dripping Daryl

A "Naked Dripping Daryl" is one of the hottest zombie apocalypse sex positions around. To perform the Naked Dripping Daryl, follow these steps:

1. Find an outdoor spot suitable for sexual congress but out of sight of any signs of civilization. You may find it helpful to choose one equipped with a tree stump or bench helpful for leverage. Anyplace that could be mistaken for the set of "The Walking Dead" is excellent.

2. Wait for it to rain and take off all your clothes.

3. Have the submissive sex partner bend over the bench or stump, while the dominant sex partner enters them from behind while holding a large, loaded crossbow.

4. Instead of saying, "I'm cumming," as he approaches orgasm, the dominant sex partner should say, "You're turning," as though to announce that the submissive sex partner is becoming a zombie.

5. At this point, the dominant sex partner should aim the crossbow at the submissive sex partner. The powerful fear of being shot should encourage that partner's orgasm. If not, the dominant can always just shoot and get the whole thing over with.
"Dude, i got my crossbow and we headed deep into the woods and did the Naked Dripping Daryl I shot my load but I didn't shoot the crossbow."
by cucumberz November 7, 2013
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Nike High

When you go to Nike Cross Nationals and get so immersed in the Nike brand and all the free gear that you have devoted your loyalty and your soul to the brand for the rest of your life.
" hey man, how was NXN?"
" So cool man, I got that Nike High."
"I can tell. Look at all the Nike gear you are wearing."
by NikeOTC September 1, 2016
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naked truth

"I hold you at face value that's the naked truth. "
by Noni blanco December 22, 2017
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