Newark

A town just outside of Nottingham in the east midlands area of the UK.

Most notable feature of this town is that its name is an anagram of its inhabitants.

nobody of note has ever come from Newark. unless you count abi titmuss

by sack_ November 15, 2005

Newcastle United

Newcastle United common term for shit.

Dan: fuck me bill you’ve left a big Newcastle United in me bog.
Bill: aye sorry mate wouldn’t go in there for a while.

by sammyschlong69 December 16, 2021

newfoundglory

jew found glory

Before they went mainstream, my friend got into a fight with the faggot lead singer.

by Bianka December 10, 2003

Newcastle United

A Football team which ether has either Overrated,Poor or amateur players playing in a barcoded strip for sad,stupid pathetic supporters.

Newcastle United Fan:We are the best in the league!

Footabll Fan:no youre not your bottom of the league

by BoroBoy May 16, 2009

Newfie Poutine

the male partner has to go unwashed for at least a week to form what is known as smegma (cheese dick), anal sex is then performed to gather fecal matter (gravy, shit). the other partner then begins to perform oral sex to cleanse the penis of the great mixture of gravy and cheese.

John: "hey, do you want to go have dinner with me some time?"
kayla:"ya sure, what do you feel like having"
John:"well i can make a mean Newfie Poutine!"

later that night

john: "how does dem fries taste bitch"

by the jizz wizard November 22, 2011

Newftard

One who is born in Newfoundland, lacking intelligence, and occasionally shits themself in public.

Fuckin' Parsons is such a Newftard he makes Corky look like a genius

by Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer June 30, 2011

newak

a phrase for ugly, stinky, old slut that gives ass for a fag and your first reaction when seeing him/her is: "damn fuck i gonna vomit !!!"

70-year-russian-homeless-whore <- run! newak! bleeeehhhhhh!!!

by Apolllllllo July 6, 2006