Mummy Poop

When your poop lies sideways in the toilet and upon flushing becomes lodged with toilet paper draped over it.

Why the he'll did you leave mummy poop in the toilet? Gross!

by Honeydog November 4, 2014

Mummydick

When a woman beats her male colleagues in a meeting or otherwise using the power of logic and natural authority

She used her mummydick to get her point across

She just unleashed her mummydick in that meeting

by Stammerhammer May 2, 2015

mummy fisting

When a girl is so dry it is like trying to fist a mummified corpse.

Jake: So what happened last night with that bird?
James: nothing good, all I got was an aching arm after mummy fisting for 5 minutes

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

Mussy

A very moldy pussy. Happens after a hooker doesn't wash her cracks before another sale after an Alabama HotPocket.

Julia looked at Jeremy and says. "Did you smell the mussy on that incest cum bubble?"

by CockKnocker2424 November 25, 2016

Mummy

A younger persons way of saying mum. And if you're over 16 and still calling your mum mummy get your fucken act together and get a job

16 year old: mummy when's dinner?!

Mum: GROW UP AND CALL ME MUM!!! And dinner will be ready in five minutes

by Trolling since 01 January 30, 2017

Mimsy

Generally used to describe someone who seems to be showing signs of either mental retardation or severe stupidity and may need medieval assistance.

What? You ate your own homework? Stupid mimsy!

by MasterSkeetman April 3, 2017

mussy tunga

An aboriginal term heard only in the queensland outback area, when a male requests to perform oral sex on a female specifically when one's tongue is entering another's vagina

Nathan shouted 'give us a go on your mussy tunga' to Shanaquia whilst in the bar

by Ranga448790 April 23, 2017