Mommy-Mover 

Mini-Van or larger motorized vehicle to haul a plethora of children around.

Jim Bob loved Michelle so much he bought her THREE mommy-movers! Lucky gal!

Mommy-Mover by over-thinker March 21, 2012

mommy cheater

A married woman with children who decided to have an affair with no intention of ever leaving her financial security blanket, i.e.. her husband.

The main character in My Lover's Keeper, Jen Gregory, is the queen bee of mommy cheaters.

mommy cheater by KZ1 June 6, 2016

mommy milk man 

Someone who has a strange obsession with milking older pregnant women.

Hide your mother! The mommy milk man is here and wants to make his morning delivery!

mommy milk man by GotBUSH November 21, 2016

Mommy Pee break 

A Mommy Pee Break is when a mother goes to the loo for a second and the kids decide to use that exact moment to raise all sorts of hell and run amok. Usually ends up in the house being trashed or burned down.

Candice: I just left them for a second and when I came back, all hell was loose! The ADSL cable is unplugged, the flatscreen TV has been demolished, my two year old is covered in cream, my perfume has been thrown down the sink and the dog has been painted green! All in the time it took for me to have a pee!

Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.

Candice: FML

Mommy Pee break by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018

Mommy Pee break 

The time when kids get up to the craziest things, run amok and tear the house down. Usually happens when the mother has to relieve her bladder.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.

Candice: "Omfg! I was in the bathroom for ONE MINUTE! And when I came back, the plasma TV is broken on the floor, the ADSL cable had been chewed off, my two year old is covered in body cream, there is food on the ground and the dog is spraypainted green!"

Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"

Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?

Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."

Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"

Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"

Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"

Jacques: ...

Mommy Pee break by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018

Mommy Blindness 

When people tell you shit your kids/pets/friends did/are, but your brain just can't register it cause you think they're perfect no matter what

Person1: I'm sorry, but your son is very overweight
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness

Mommy Blindness by NuclearKärring November 29, 2017

mommy rabbit 

A nickname for a woman who is submissive to her man and wants him to be in total charge

Mommy Rabbit cannot wait for Daddy Rabbit to take her home and do naughty things to her!

mommy rabbit by Clever and Naughty May 19, 2018