A person (typically female) that is not a mother of the children but unconditionally treats them as her children.
by xrpalmer June 6, 2017
Get the Side Mom mug.Farts that come out of your mother, usually they tend to be really loud. Note that Mom Farts do not smell whatsoever. The reason behind this has not been discovered yet.Mom farts happen when you least expect them. Although a common time for them to occur is when something very exciting happens.
also, Mom's try to deny the fact that they had just farted.
also, Mom's try to deny the fact that they had just farted.
by TuttiPudd April 22, 2009
Get the Mom Farts mug.A phrase used when you have absolutely no idea how to answer a question, or piss someone off. Highly recommended phrase to be used during business meetings.
Important Guy: "Mr. Smith, how long do you think the proposal will take?"
You: about as long as your mom
You: about as long as your mom
by Ginza October 24, 2003
Get the your mom mug.While Trying To Find His Father, Young Eric Cartman Finds Himself In A Bar And Shortly Later Finds Out That Everyone In The Bar Had Slept With His Mother.
by Amanda June 28, 2004
Get the Cartman's Mom mug.A suburban stay at home cumdumpster who thinks that her opinions count for anything. Usually seen driving an overpriced SUV, talking on her cell phone, and yelling at her kids for stepping on the Macy's bags-all at the same time. Have a tendency to smugly advertise, with bumper stickers, basically everything. Are known for lobbying for tougher alcohol regulations, gun laws, and censorship. Just another good reason to make the laws about homicide more lenient.
"Holy shit! Some soccer mom in her Escalade nearly ran me off the road because she was talking on her cell phone instead of paying attention to the road.
by herrsquidward October 23, 2007
Get the soccer mom mug.The Reverse of saying "Your Mom" as a joke. it can be used in the same way. People use it if you don't want to hurt someone feeling about there mom. A good way to laugh at your self. Most of the time when used it doesn't make sense but is still funny. This is best see in used in the Cartoon network TV Show "Regular Show" by Muscle Man.
Person 1- Hey I'm gonna do my homework now
Person 2- You know who else is gonna do there homework now? My mom!
Person 2- You know who else is gonna do there homework now? My mom!
by awesomebjw October 4, 2011
Get the my mom mug.A mom who has at least 2 kids who go to private schools, wears HUGE sunglasses, drives a full size Escalade, has fake tits and a fake ass and face, and always drives while texting her lady friends about Vail or other Colorado ski resorts.
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