Sloth Mitten

Next to camel toe as in the physical view of a woman's vagina in yoga pants showing protruding lower lips

Rasta John: "Who wouldn't want to slip into a sloth mitten."

by Rastajohn March 28, 2017

Canadian mitten

When you stick your dick in a girls ass and your fist in her vagina at the same time then jerk yourself off from inside her.

Dude, I totally gave myself a Canadian mitten last night with that girl!

by YaYa#20 March 28, 2019

Barbara Montenegro

A great Gal. Great with her Dark humor, and her laugh is contagious. Stays up with Current events and you can DEFINITELY have a great conversation with her. Keeps a small circle of friends. You can count on her to dig a body with you, to running for office. Supportive. Lastly, a God.

C'mon! Be a Barbara Montenegro and help me dig the body!

by Greatness_12 April 24, 2019

Nifty mittens

If you’re really good at handling the puck while playing hockey, it could have been at some point said that you have nifty mittens.

Henrik passes the puck up through the neutral zone to Pavel, Pavel corals the feed from Henrik and proceeds to enter the zone while displaying to all who are watching the nifty mittens he possesses as he dekes with the puck past two defenders at the same time and shoots the puck into the net for a goal.

Several people in the crowd say to their pals: “Did you see Pavel’s nifty mittens on that play?”.

by mandez19 September 30, 2019

dirty mittens

When you shit in a mitten, and proceed to fist a female with it

“I gave this girl dirty mittens last night, she loved it

by Pablo.eskybruh August 24, 2020

High Maintenance

Alyce Gray

Alyce Gray is high maintenance

by Frenchie19 October 20, 2020

Frozen Mitten

Originating in Minnesota, it is when a male jacks off into a mitten and puts the mitten outside so it can freeze overnight. This is in preparation for having a mate over the next night. The cum-filled mitten should be frozen by the time your mate comes over, and it is then used to spank your mate.

Friend 1: Prepare a frozen mitten before your lady comes over for sexy time, don't ya know!
Friend 2: You betcha!

by MinnesotaLoveMaker December 1, 2020