A small, preferably Mexican human being that simply is able to move by oneself (or is able to move when kicked by other, more superior beings) that spins around in a circle.
*when viewing a small adult spinning around in a circle*
"Oh, Brad, look over here. I found a midget spinner."
"Oh, Brad, look over here. I found a midget spinner."
by jugheadj0nes May 21, 2017
A shark ridden by randy midgets with the sole purpose of jumping Yan's bones.
Not to be confused with Oompa-Loompa husbands.
Not to be confused with Oompa-Loompa husbands.
by S. December 06, 2004
Rectal Midget Clench Cheeks AlleysIf you don't want to get a rectal midget you better clench your ass cheeks together while sleeping in alleys.
by ihitmidgets666 February 20, 2011
A fun activity where you and a friend or two come up with new, creative ways to beat, kill, demean, or otherwise torture midgets.
Please note: This is not a sexual thing it's just for good ol' fashion fun
Please note: This is not a sexual thing it's just for good ol' fashion fun
by Aram A. February 25, 2008
Cheryl didnt ever look good, but she looked real bad after Jeff brooklyn midgeted her ass on new years.
by Liono January 04, 2008
A person who cannot get over their delusions and who cannot accept the simple facts of life. Usually a women whom you'd thought was a decent person, however, you'd be wrong...
emotional midget: Johanna was cool to you for six months until she realized that, she could not have you and then, she went to town on you through psych warfare with her freinds, whom she told lies to just to get even with you.
by anonymous9141 June 29, 2009
by Mr. Fields May 05, 2005