meteorite

a dank nugget which is ejected from a marijuana smoking device upon exhale

dawg!!! you just lost my OG in a mothafuckin meteorite!!!!

by richmoney February 26, 2009

metrOCD

A combination of metrosexuality and obsessive compulsive disorder that is only found in men. The patient often goes through bouts of indecision regarding outfits, trying on several until it looks absolutely perfect.

The metrOCD was almost too much to handle for Fred as he readied to go to the party.

by azxcvbnm,.lkjhgf July 18, 2011

Joe Metro

Call joe metro is what you say when your friends want a ride. Joe Metro is not a real person just metro with a common name in front. You can say call jack metro also. Metro stands for the bus.

Guy number 1: bro please give me a ride to the store.
Guy number 2: I'm straight call joe metro.

by chickenwickenlicken February 11, 2010

meter-maid

A public servant whom daily, possibly hourly, serves the public with ridiculous citations for parking violations. meter-maids are most often seen traveling in small motor vehicles, committing numerous traffic violations themselves in the process of citing you for every dollar you don’t have.

"That bitch wrote me a ticket for $40!!!? Too close to the crosswalk!!!? WTF!!! I hate meter-maids!!!"

by K Jacobs May 15, 2007

Metro

In general, a term referring to a metropolitan area of any relatively major size; usu. a metropolitan area significant for being the major city in one's state or region OR for being the city in which one resides or spends the most time.

In South Carolina, "the Metro" refers to Columbia, as it is the largest city in the state and is a popular destination for shopping, entertainment, nightlife, etc. for people all throughout the state.

Dominique: Where you at, son?

Dwayne: I've been down at the Beach, but now I'm headed back to the Metro.

Dominique: Word. You wanna hit up the spot tonight?

by TehGamecok July 3, 2008

Metro Station

Shit band with shit songs in witch the lead singer cant sing Miley Cyrus half brother is in it. They think their emo but are the most main stream thing ever!

Person 1: Have you heard Shake it By Metro Station?
Person 2: Yeah it's rubbish
Person 1: Oh i kinda like it...
Person 2: YOU DESERVE TO BURN AND DIE

by Anon200 April 8, 2009

metro sexual

another example of American society's unwillingness, or perhaps inability, to embrace a diverse, pluralistic society by creating absurd definitions and labels that are based on irrational fears of sexuality, socially ingrained stereotypes, and in general, a thoughtless, mindless, unexperienced, rigged, and isolated American way of life.

contrary to conventional wisdom, personal hygiene, skin care, and a positive self image are not directly correlated with sucking penis...there are countless examples of this arcross the word. if you need specifics we imagine you lack substatial life experience.

by jem June 22, 2004