melon smasher

When a girl shoves a melon up her vagina clenches until it smashes and she can shoot ton he seeds out her anus

i melon smashed last night and aimed at my dartboard for points

melon smasher

by dfiojdsgiosdghiodhgoidshddh September 4, 2014

mamone

to suck on something for a long time. also referred to as a blowjob that lasts long.

damn bro that chick mamoned me last night!

by xohdayumx April 22, 2011

melon drop

To flick a woman's (or man's) breasts with the index fingers.

Also the act of lifting and then dropping two breasts while yelling "melon drop." It happens more commonly to women (or men) with big breasts.

Can also be known as 'double bean dip.'

You know Stacey, that chick with the huge knockers? Mike melon dropped her the other day, and she almost killed him for touching her 'moneymakers.'

by Fieldstonvirgo April 20, 2009

melonbird

The tastiest food ever. An animal native to the US of A until the early 1860s when it was hunted to extinction.

Combination of 50% chicken and 50% watermelon.

Fie! A pox on those who would steal mine melonbird, forsooth it is quite tasty but she is mine own and soley mine own!

by Postification March 12, 2005

meloncollar

That stretched out look the neck of your t-shirt gets after you've shoved your giant head through it.

My tshirts are all meloncollared.

by umetaro April 30, 2011

Melon

Euphemistic phrase for a fatal skull injury. Normally used in conjunction with an adjective (see below).

The driver was ejected from the car, and got a pavement melon.

by RomanThorne October 19, 2015

mcmoney

The small amount of change left in your car that could be used to buy a Big Mac, Fries, etc.

Alex : I really want a burger right now
Todd : Check the console, I think I have some mcmoney left.

by AlexGG2k3 July 19, 2016