malted milk balls

When a woman licks shitty nuts that just came getting fucked in her loose rectum(anus, prostate, butthole, poopipe, asshole)

Wow! Whoppers is the original malted milk balls!

by BACZKOWSKI May 28, 2003

maltar

to sneak your way into..to be the most annoying fucking person ever. a weasel.

he tried to maltar his way into our shore house.

by S.B. March 31, 2005

malut

combination of man and slut

Ryan is such a malut

by Troy February 19, 2003

Mallternative

A shopping area outside of a mall. Typically, a cluster of small, independent businesses offering a variety of services and products. Mallternatives tend to grow organically and are usually known by area residents and early adopters.

Wilma: "Where did you you get those great shoes?"

Betty: "I found them at this little store over on 11th street. There's a lot of cool, funky shops there. A real mallternative to where I usually shop."

Wilma: "A mallternative? What the hell is that?"

Betty: "Think about it dumbass."

by The Dreaded Mr Pants March 19, 2010

Maul-ee

1. To be the person being made out with.

2. To be the person being attacked.

Susan became the maul-ee in the situation where Ted decided it was time for a make out session.

by vintage.meep October 15, 2009

stalk mauler

A chronic masturbater, possibly another term for wanker

If someone makes a statement of which you doubt the veracity you may say to them "Getcha hand off it , ya stalk mauler"

by Mago October 7, 2006

Maula

The stage between fully erect penis and soft.

I'm so maula right now!

by LennyNeon May 13, 2005