Definitions by BACZKOWSKI

malted milk balls 

When a woman licks shitty nuts that just came getting fucked in her loose rectum(anus, prostate, butthole, poopipe, asshole)

Wow! Whoppers is the original malted milk balls!

malted milk balls by BACZKOWSKI May 28, 2003

Limpfant 

When you're masterbating while watching T.V., and a commercial comes on with babies!

Last night I had a limpfant, and boy was it amazing, it got me off sooooo good

Limpfant by Baczkowski March 11, 2003

Unicorn Nod

When someone, usually a lesbian, puts a strap-on around her head and then proceeds to fuck a woman by nodding her head

I love to have babies unicorn nod me in the ass

Unicorn Nod by Baczkowski March 9, 2003

Rumple Foreskin 

Another name for a penis, said by marissa thome in the film four rooms

Tickling a baby's rumple foreskin will keep me aroused forever

Rumple Foreskin by Baczkowski March 9, 2003