4 definitions by BACZKOWSKI

Unicorn Nod

When someone, usually a lesbian, puts a strap-on around her head and then proceeds to fuck a woman by nodding her head

I love to have babies unicorn nod me in the ass

by BACZKOWSKI March 9, 2003

malted milk balls

When a woman licks shitty nuts that just came getting fucked in her loose rectum(anus, prostate, butthole, poopipe, asshole)

Wow! Whoppers is the original malted milk balls!

by BACZKOWSKI May 29, 2003

Limpfant

When you're masterbating while watching T.V., and a commercial comes on with babies!

Last night I had a limpfant, and boy was it amazing, it got me off sooooo good

by BACZKOWSKI March 12, 2003

Rumple Foreskin

Another name for a penis, said by marissa thome in the film four rooms

Tickling a baby's rumple foreskin will keep me aroused forever

by BACZKOWSKI March 9, 2003