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Maria Markkanen

Finnish high school professor in philosofy and religion. Very hated figure amongs the finnish people. She is very racist and cannot write properly. But she does know alot about philosofy.

She very often gives her students various ridiculous tasks that are way too hard. If you hand in your work one minute too late you have to take the whole course again from the start.

She is also considered very racist against boys.

She has nothing to do with Lauri Markkanen.
god damn i have Maria Markkanen's class again

yeah i hate that shit
by kivekset November 16, 2022
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tense maria

The term used for someone who is cranky after he / she has been dealing with money
"Stop man!" "Wow were you dealing with money? What a tense maria
by eman9921 April 14, 2011
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Tatiana Maria

Tatiana Maria is the epitome of class
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Seattle Mariachi

A high-risk sex position where the woman does a handstand and the male dangles from the ceiling from a rope, belly facing downward, and with such liberty he can thrust from the tip all the way to balls-deep.
Fred:"What's the biggest rush you've had in your life?"
Kevin: "I performed a Seattle Mariachi with my wife. It was like skydiving for my dick."
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Trevor & Maria

Trevor & Maria have such a cute ass friendship.
by Handyyy October 22, 2018
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Anna-Mariah

Anna-Mariah is an amazing person. She is very beautiful and smart. Usually she says she is ugly but she is not. She is the type who wants a boyfriend but wants to make sure he is loyal. Anna-Mariah is extremely funny and joyful. Whenever you are sad Anna-Mariah will always make you laugh and smile no matter what. Although Anna-Mariah is amazing she can be annoying sometimes, she never stops talking, and when your sad she will bug you and constantly ask you what is wrong until you tell her, then in no time the two of you will be laughing your heads off. Once you meet an Anna-Mariah you will never forget her. She will always be there for you whenever you need her. One word that Anna-Mariah says a lot is dude. Anna-Mariah always loves to facetime all the time. I hope everyone has a Anna-Mariah in their life, because everyone needs a Anna-Mariah.
Anna-Mariah facetimed me at 2:00 A.M just because I texted telling her I was sad and in 5 minutes I was laughing again.
by Pepppppa November 28, 2019
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black mariah

Police prisoner transport vehicle. Also black maria or paddy wagon.

This is the spelling used in the Tom Waits song "Big Black Mariah":
"Here come the big black mariah, here come that big black Ford"
by seajay October 29, 2005
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