Douglas Matias Arezo Martinez

Douglas Matias Arezo Martinez is the best football player of all time. He plays in River Plate aka CABI (Club Atlético Bien Igual).

Sin Douglas Matias Arezo Martinez River Plate no se puede presentar a jugar ni contra la selección de la Peluffo Giguens

by rodri-1 November 24, 2021

Audre-maliam

Two small people that share everything about each other.They are soulmates and love they are bothe short bu there love is strong

Audre-maliam are a great people

by Kimber-dek hater March 4, 2022

Audre-maliam

Lover short small midget love

The Audre-maliam love

by Kimber-dek hater March 4, 2022

sophia macias

Sophia is a gay beluga whale.Who is crippled and who has adhd and austim and add.Sophia is related to the coochie woochie monster and takes massive shits and brings getto people to houses.

“oh no sophia macias is coming”
“let’s run before she shits on us”

by The coochie woochie Monster March 14, 2023

The Matias Rule

This rule states that every time you go for an ass grab, you have to first ask "is this okay?", and then proceed to feel whether or not she has individual cheek seperation, because if she doesnt, shes fat.

"how was it with that girl last night, did you use the matias rule?"
"you know i did."

by Saviiiiiaaaan May 10, 2023

Maximillian Robert Macias

A super sweet, amazing, good looking, funny, awkward {in a good way ^.^} adorable guy(:

Allie: Will You Go To SADIES With Me?(: <3
Maximillian Robert Macias: __________ {?}

by SADIES:) January 1, 2012

kinantot ng malas

when you get fucked by fate
when you get fucked by life

Siya ay kinantot ng malas nang siya'y makatapak ng tae.

by yayeyiyoyu November 27, 2018