jethros mum 

A fucking fat bitch just like her fat ass son, she only eats junkfood and has type 4 diabetes.

you are as fat as jethros mum

jethros mum by havnt_killed_myself_yet October 22, 2023

so'z your mum 

relatively usefull comback to anything that is thrown at you. Usually used by people who are dumb and have trouble staying on the toilet.

Harry: Your a fucking wanker Terry!
Terry: So'z your mum
Harry: My mum is dead Terry
Terry: So'z your mum, aww look i fell off the toilet

so'z your mum by fuck_ma_arse_ah April 26, 2009

Such a Mum

When a person, usually a woman, acts too motherly towards you or other people

"I was cooking today when I forgot to put the thingymabob in the oven" says Nancy. "Ugh Nancy, your such a mum!" Says Bryan

Such a Mum by 1jenna111 August 18, 2013

Robbie's mum 

A women who is willing to wank off the entire rugby team because they said they needed their cocks cleaned. Usually a very nice lady but thick as shit. She probably likes art and cooking. you'll never see her do anything else.

"er, Joe" said Robbie's mum

Robbie's mum by the dark lord October 18, 2018

@everyone ur mum gae 

Hell nah butt hell so a guy just is hell momma gae

me on discord @everyone ur mum gae

@everyone ur mum gae by Momma just sexy July 21, 2019

I fucked your mum 

Something you would say to someone to piss them off

Hey Jono, I fucked your mum

I fucked your mum by nuggislife March 18, 2020

Put your mum in the crapper 

Said in a fake british accent, its meant as an insult or threat.

"I'll put your mum in the crapper, luv"

Put your mum in the crapper by Joebama's worshipper September 7, 2020