mother licker

a politically correct, 'PG' version of the well known phrase; Mother Fucker.

Old Gregg: It's attached to your rod mother licker.
Have you ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?
Do you wanna go to a club where people wee on
each other?
Howard Moon: No. Sir.

by Eagle von Ceasel May 5, 2008

Lockergating

The act of buying a crappy school breakfast and then eating at your locker before the third bell rings. Another daily act of lockergating is giving your milk to Bowen.

- Did you see Alexander and Xavierdamus lockergating yesterday?

-- Yeah I did, what of it?

- Nothing.

by Xavierdamus September 1, 2011

Licker Tittie

A womans lactating breast who went drinking the night before and still has alcohol remaining in her breast milk.

I was sucking on my pregnant girlfriends nipple last night and totally got a taste of her licker tittie.

by Cpdcrsdrii August 18, 2009

Lonker

An alternative rock/punk band containing 4 young boys with a superior music taste and an nicotine addiction. From The Hague, Netherlands

Have you heard about that new band called ¨lonker¨? Yes i love their song ¨Wet Toast¨

by buttermilkjezus15 May 17, 2023

HELMET LICKER

A male that gives head to another male.

Elton John is a flaming helmet licker.

by Scottd247 November 3, 2007

douche-locked

(doosh-lokt)verb (2007) 1. The state of feeling obligated, through social graces, to attend an engagement with a douche before having the opportunity to avoid such a commitment. 2. n Douche-lock: successful attempt by a douche to force a cooler person to accompany him to an engagment by cleverly imposing a sense of obligation or guilt.

"I just got douche-locked! I had no plans for lunch, and then that douche locked me in at 8:03 a.m. for lunch."

by Lymanthony Longdenler IIII April 23, 2008

Pringle Licker

Someone so concerned with their weight and/or physique that they would lick the flavour off a Pringle (potato chip) without eating the snack itself.

Andy's on a new gluten-free, sugar-free diet - what a Pringle Licker.

by B33fc@ke August 4, 2016