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that really ugly, fat-assed for-some-reason-really-successful stuck up "singer" bitch. why do people fancy her? no-one knows. but obviousy she emits some sort of marriage scent, that traps any man in the 10 metre vicinity. Scientists predict that by the year 2027, J Lo will have been out with, or married every man who lives in a hospitable part of the world, bar 4. and they are the 4 underground gays that have had to flee because of the homosexual cleansing issued by George Bush. Yes. He's still president in 2027. God help us. God help us all.
- oh my god, J Lo's ass is so big! and she's so ugly, and fat, and untalented, and really really dumb.
- (J Lo) hey man, wanna marry me?
- must...resist...musn't...die...AGHHH!
j lo by Jack Bean December 3, 2004
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love löl Logan Loser Logan Paul London louis Lola Louie Louis Tomlinson
Someone who's body is out of proportion, nothing on top and too much on bottom... say isn't that was plastic surgery is for? come on ya know she thought about it, ever see the Gigli billboard? her boobs her bigger and butt was smaller... and she can afford it, do it, do it, do it!
Oh well no body's perfect...
j.lo by sexme April 22, 2005
A culture vulture who steal music from black women
J lo is the definition of a culture vulture
j lo by How convenient is that? September 3, 2020
Tha city of Rick James biiiioooooootch. My home town. Reppin' B.Lo to Willi-ville fo' life. When you in my city listen to 93.7 WBLK
B.Lo, home of Rick James, the Goo Goo Dolls, and Buffalo Wings
b.lo by Yehoshua January 27, 2005
Big, fat, beautiful, flawless ass.
Damn, that girl got a J.Lo
J.Lo by BB July 25, 2003

Cee Lo Arms 

Used when someone has arms that are short in relation to their body.
My girl friend can't brush the top of her head because she has little Cee Lo arms.
Cee Lo Arms by Blackie McMackie Mac September 23, 2012