having kittens

v. To be excited or surprised
by an event.
v. To physically give birth to a litter of kittens.

Troy, you got the new heated condoms? I'm simply having kittens!

Aww, the mother cat is simply having kittens!

by Prima B. Goode July 4, 2004

kitten chow

One of the GREATEST sex positions EVER invented.

Step 1: Open her legs
Step 2:Pour ice cold milk into your lady's vagina
Step 3:Insert a desired amount of finely chopped asparagus into the clit.
Step 4:Have sexual intercourse until the mixture is very warm
Step 5:Have a kitten eat the mixture out of the vagina
Step 6:Sit and enjoy(:

whoa kitten chow

by RB123ilovepussy August 17, 2010

maniacal as a box full of kittens

Term that pretty much speaks for itself; someone who is mellow and not very wild at all, especially when it comes to sex.

I dumped my girlfriend today...let's face it, in bed she was about as maniacal as a box full of kittens.

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

Trouser Kitten

you know that tingly feeling you get when your dick is tucked between your legs for too long and it falls asleep, but you cant adjust it because you're with your girlfriend? yea. that.

man, i had a date yesterday, and after, like, half an hour of the movie, i had this trouser kitten going.

by The Pirates March 27, 2011

meow meow kittens

A code expression meaning the want of someones babies in a humerous cute way. (In 'cat language')

'Meow meow kittens!' -girl
'...I'm honoured!'-boy

'God, I totally meow meow /his/ kittens!'

by Maddyx December 6, 2006

Fire Breathing Kitten

Comes from the scientific word: Feline respirate pyro, the fire breathing kitten is native to the Western Hemisphere. They feed off the fried corpses of their victims. They don't like sudden movements towards them or water (like normal cats). They make excellent pets and guard animals.

Their diet includes anything they can catch and whatever the hell they feel like eating. They can grow to a total of one foot in length, eight inches in height. They come in a variety of colors including: orange, brown, black, grey, yellow, and white. They can also come in different patterns: Stripes, spots, and solid.

The fire from the kitten comes from the stomach region. It takes a deep breath and expels the fire through the mouth. To prevent from overheating and the fire inside the stomach alive, the kitten expels steam and smoke through the nostrils.

"Did you hear what happened to George"
"What?"
"He broke into Jean's house and was devoured by a Fire Breathing Kitten.

by Baby Wolverine February 8, 2010

kitten drop

when the female partner of a couple brings the male another woman for his sexual enjoyment, often as a reward for his sexual expertise.

The word originates from the habit of cat owners who try to find homes for unwanted kittens by going door to door to see if anyone wants to adopt. In the metaphor, the second woman is like the kitten that is being brought to, or "dropped" on someone's doorstep.

There are numerous variations on this theme. For example, the couple may share the "kitten". However, when the person being dropped is male, it's generally called a "puppy drop".

She felt so hot for that man that she had to do a kitten drop.

by Kristin K. April 2, 2008