Kei Gong

The ancient Chinese art of weight lifting using one's genitals. Also practiced by various cultures throughout the world.

We're going to have a Kei Gong competition this weekend.

by Mr. Putters November 9, 2012

Key beard

When you try to type key board but your fingers are retarded.

My key beard is broken
I accidentally typed key beard instead of key board and my friend makes fun of me now

by MelonSmasher29 February 24, 2023

Red key

Used to describe a Dodge Challenger SRT Hell Cat buy it Red Key which is used to unlock all 707 bhp

Ey man did you see Jamie got that Red key challenger

by Some MF online January 27, 2022

hit to key

Critical hit. Used in the terrible translated Vietnamese version of Pokemon Crystal.

Croc SCRAAH!
HIT TO KEY!

by FranekGMD March 13, 2017

Key lagging

Bad typing. When you have no spaces and random letters in some kind of text or IM.

Person One: jjjjjjjjjsdakkkkkkkk

Person Two: wtf?

Person One: Oops sry key lagging

by kingman212 January 12, 2011

toilet key

A roll of toilet paper that is brought to you so you can leave the imprisonment of a toilet without shit tickets.

Honey, can you grab the "toilet key" for me, I'm locked in again! Fucking kids need to start replacing the rolls!

by davidbrookstone October 25, 2011

The Key Goblin

Getting got by The Key Goblin, is a common phenomena where a person puts down a small object (keys, remote or phone) to do a quick task only to come back and be incapable of finding the object

Person 1: I got up to go to the bathroom and now i cant find where i put my keys
Person 2: Sounds like the key goblin got you
Person 1: Fucking Key goblin

by Crack Dealer2255 December 20, 2021