The Key Goblin

Getting got by The Key Goblin, is a common phenomena where a person puts down a small object (keys, remote or phone) to do a quick task only to come back and be incapable of finding the object

Person 1: I got up to go to the bathroom and now i cant find where i put my keys
Person 2: Sounds like the key goblin got you
Person 1: Fucking Key goblin

by Crack Dealer2255 December 20, 2021

hit to key

Critical hit. Used in the terrible translated Vietnamese version of Pokemon Crystal.

Croc SCRAAH!
HIT TO KEY!

by FranekGMD March 13, 2017

Desi-Keys

The most exquisite creations of plastic ever dezigned, forged in the factories of Tomy Company, Ltd. They can open any door that is unlocked, are really fun to throw at people, and make a great pencilbox accessory.

They're not just baby keys, they're Desi-Keys.

by abd123 April 17, 2015

key princess

It means I get what I want when I want it.

Wow Tiffani is such a key princess. She literally said “Fuck you bitches”

by Shalyssa January 07, 2021

Olivia Keys

God

Person 1: whoa look at Olivia Keys
Person 2: Don't you mean 'God'?

by Olivetreedefinitions December 10, 2016

dumpster key

The secret that will get your significant other to do butt stuff.

I spent month's trying to figure out my girlfriend's dumpster key.

by SupSoup August 13, 2019

key smash

The art of smashing ones hand/head/any body part upon the keyboard of a computer or mobile device. It is used in modern times to convey strong emotion, Most commonly used when feeling: HAPPY, PANICKED, ANGER. Millennials and genz alike have adopted this new texting phenomenon.

“SAKJAJAJAJSJAJAJAJJSJHDJDJDDJ I’M SO SORRY!”
“JSJSKSJDJKDJKSHAKAJSJDGFKKD,,,!jUggHh skiddily dooba”
“GhfhjfJfjydstdgFugGGJYFjyfyjFjyFhjGjhGugUgkuGuk“
*Sam, out of pure rage, slammed his hand down on his poor newly bought, blue tooth keyboard. R.I.P. The key smash broke it for good.*

by Ihadsomerealgoodtacobell July 12, 2022