by Yourimagination November 22, 2021
Get the ratu kenanga renatami mug.Eddie Keane is a gentleman that’s also known as “monotone Eddie” this is because they way he talks bores people to death.
This chap is large, overgrown and quite smelly! Eddie Keane is a bus driver on a local bus route round Bolton (544)
He likes to pick his pensioners up and tell them all about how he can’t afford anything and he’s struggling to cope with life and himself!
Eddie Keane has two friends - Ste Hill with the gout knees and also Dave Parky who stabs people! When the trio are together they like dressing up as unicorns 🦄 and sucking each-other off, but from what Ste hill says… “that’s only on a weekend”
Said person above blanks other staff members out because he likes to think they’re beneath him when clearly he only knows a few routes and likes to cry like a baby..
This chap is large, overgrown and quite smelly! Eddie Keane is a bus driver on a local bus route round Bolton (544)
He likes to pick his pensioners up and tell them all about how he can’t afford anything and he’s struggling to cope with life and himself!
Eddie Keane has two friends - Ste Hill with the gout knees and also Dave Parky who stabs people! When the trio are together they like dressing up as unicorns 🦄 and sucking each-other off, but from what Ste hill says… “that’s only on a weekend”
Said person above blanks other staff members out because he likes to think they’re beneath him when clearly he only knows a few routes and likes to cry like a baby..
by Dave_parky December 2, 2021
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Get the timmy keane yammed on you mug.The only good thing other than cider to come out of Ireland. The most British football player to be Irish, and the only Irish person Brits will ever love
Guy 1: Roy Keane is the best Irish player and the best number 16 of all time
(Guy 1 now gets all of the undivided female attention)
(Guy 1 now gets all of the undivided female attention)
by ohgharold July 22, 2022
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Get the kiddy kene mug.Tye Keane is a non-binary queen! He is multi-gender with his pronouns mainly being Lors/Loraxself. He has a secret stash of motivational quotes stashed up his sphincter.
Despite the tight sphincter, he is an excellent friend to keep around especially if you like flip phones. If you ever need a good laugh look up his name and view his acting profile on Google, bonus points if you view it when he's next to you.
Tye is a genuine guy with extremely sexy feet (especially his middle toe). Likes be rear-ended out the front of the school.
Despite the tight sphincter, he is an excellent friend to keep around especially if you like flip phones. If you ever need a good laugh look up his name and view his acting profile on Google, bonus points if you view it when he's next to you.
Tye is a genuine guy with extremely sexy feet (especially his middle toe). Likes be rear-ended out the front of the school.
"Have you seen Tye Keane?"
"Yeah, he's getting rear ended out the front"
"Ah makes sense, sounds typical Twinky Tye Keane"
"Yeah, he's getting rear ended out the front"
"Ah makes sense, sounds typical Twinky Tye Keane"
by Alfie Johansen June 18, 2023
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