Have an issue, here's a tissue.

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.

Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

Skill Issue

"Skill Issue" Is a term used by people often in competitive video games. It means "Bad", or "Not good". Though most who use it are often coping with their own skill issues.

"lol such a skill issue LLLLLLLL"

by PremiumSalts July 26, 2023

skill issue

haviture

he has a skill issue

by haviture HATER November 6, 2022

Skill Issue

Adjective- A slang used to define someone who greatly lacks a skill, especially at a game

I couldn’t imagine loosing like he did. Skill issue.

by Boburhnam April 23, 2023

Living issue

A person or thing who's whole existence is a threat beyond human comprehension and if they choose to could fuck up everything on a global scale

Person 1: you hear about them sayians they destroy whole planets in a night!
Person 2: hell yea that whole race is a living issue

by fluid gtx March 30, 2022

Layer 8 issue

Skill issue.

In networking, the OSI model splits the communication between systems into 7 layers, where the 1st layer is Physical layer and the 7th layer is Application layer. The term “Layer 8” is usually used to refer to the user.

Alice: Why do I keep dying in CS2. Is it a network problem?
Bob: Probably a layer 8 issue.

by huupoke12 May 6, 2024

Sister issues

Similar to daddy issues or mommy issues, instead of craving a motherly/fatherly relationship, you crave a sisterly relationship. You crave somebody who can teach you to do your hair, or gossip with, or make fun of, someone to guide/be guided by. You crave somebody to understand you in a way you never had. Such as relating to your emotions about your parents, or even just understanding your annoyance about something. More simply put: Craving emotional foundation the way siblings have, more specifically a sister.

Person 1: Y'know, I have brother issues.
Person 2: Really? Cause I have sister issues.
Person 1: I have a great therapist for you! They helped me out a lot.
Person 2: Really? Gee, thanks!

by weirdossss October 29, 2023