Get Horsed

Getting wrecked so hard by someone you feel like you got dropped kicked by a horse Cock.

Friend#1 dude you okay? I keep hearing you yell from the other room.

Friend#2 Oh hey man, I mean I guess so (Sigh) this dude keeps invading my team in destiny's game mode Gambit. we totally got Horsed! We couldn't even get out of spawn he just kept getting drop kicking us to the bottom of the score board & then he messaging us Get Horsed with Horse emojis.

Friend#1 wow that's Rough buddy.

by SOLACE_CAT March 13, 2021

race horse

an animal that really really has to pee

Stanley has to pee like a race horse.

by sudinam September 25, 2014

horse dick

Large penis, i.e. 8 inches or more.

Beemio's got what you call a horse dick.

by Beemio January 25, 2008

Horse Girl

A girl who owns a horse and/or has her social media profile picture set as her and her horse. Accuses people of pretending to be "country" on a constant basis. Generally emotionally unstable and all around insane.

Dude that girl at the show last night was cute.

Nah man she added me on Facebook... She's a horse girl.

by ShanTee February 8, 2014

charley horse

a painful muscular cramp

Makoto: loraz's checkup is finished, he's in good working order.
doc: *gripes in pain screaming*
Usagi: what's going on, doc? and for goodness sake, speak the lord's English!
Doc: I have a severe Charley Horse in my left knee
Makoto: ouch.
doc: ouch is right, li'l miss goodwrench!
loraz: *laughing hysterically*

by Stupidly Sophisticated December 24, 2013

horse shit

lies; pompous natterings

Don't give me any of your horse shit about ephedra being good for you!

by cornholio October 14, 2003

angry horse

When doing a woman from behind, you grab her mane and yell giddy-up but you pull a little too hard and she bucks you off and kicks you in the balls.

Last night I was riding Sally hard and she gave me the angry horse when I pulled on her ponytail!

by crystal wellington April 19, 2008