Hetero Cannibalism

The act of eating a member of a sentient species that does not belong to your own.

"I heard that human guy who got arrested yesterday got arrested for Hetero Cannibalism for eating an Elf"

by MoonCarver January 16, 2026

hetero gay enthusiast

A heterosexual male who is an excitable participant in all things pertaining to the stereotypical gay lifestyle other the physical act of fucking blokes.

Big Dog: ‘Babs, darling, shall we catch another show tonight? I heard that ‘Magic Mike’ is playing at the Palladium and it’s a spectacularly raunchy man-fest’
Babs: ‘Sounds good, Big Dog, just give me a sec to get the butt plug in and I’ll be ready’
Big Dog: ‘You fucking what, Babs?? We’re supposed to be hetero gay enthusiasts- it doesn’t work if you go full poofter on me, you queer cunt. Actually, here- take your feather boa and tank top back- Big Diz ain’t got no time for closeted shirt-lifters.’

by Anonymous submissions September 12, 2024

Heteroage

A person who exhibits traits, responsibilities, or behaviors associated with multiple age groups simultaneously. Often used to describe someone whose life experience, mindset, or burdens span beyond their biological age.

"That boy is a heteroage—he thinks like a wise old man, works like an adult, but he's only a teen."

by A.Sono April 14, 2025

Hetero-Awesome

When trans person dates someone of another gender, it's hetero awesome!

Trans woman + cis man = hetero awesome
Trans woman + trans man = hetero awesome
Cis woman + NB person = hetero awesome
Cis man + cis woman + NB person = hetero awesome

Cis man: My husband and went home the hottest NB person ever last night.

Friend: Wow, I didn't know you guys were hetero-awesome!

by WeirdLover May 11, 2025

Hetero-Awesome

When a trans person dates someone of another gender, that's hetero-awesome!

Trans woman + cis man = hetero awesome
Trans woman + trans man = hetero awesome
Cis woman + NB person = hetero awesome
Cis man + cis woman + NB person = hetero awesome

Cis man: My husband and I took home the hottest Non Binary person ever last night!

Friend: Wow, I didn't realize you guys were hetero-awesome!

by WeirdLover May 11, 2025

hemerology

Meaning: A calendar, almanac, or guide that lists lucky and unlucky days of the year, often with astrological significance.

Example Usage: "The ancient Roman farmer consulted his hemerology before planting his crops, anxious to choose the most auspicious day."

by Brookes Huwasi August 26, 2025

Hebert

To enthusiastically (and often hilariously) share obscure trivia, historical tidbits, or philosophical musings—usually in an offbeat way that entertains others, even unintentionally. Often accompanied by quirky food preferences and nostalgic references to past hairstyles or beach-town living.

“During dinner, she totally Heberted us with a 10-minute breakdown of the origins of forks—while refusing to eat anything with onions.”

“We were just talking about movies, but then he Heberted the whole table into a debate about existentialism.”

by Boston _Tea Party September 5, 2025