hamsamich

Short term for "Ham sandwich." Usually spoken in an attempt to sound less intelligent and/or cute. Sometimes used unintentionally by children.

I need to buy some cheese so I can make me a hamsamich!

by Matthew Darke February 28, 2003

Hamster

What happened when the squirrel got overly lustful and fucked a rat repeatedly.

Science Teacher: So, as we all know, the hamster was brought into existence shortly after the squirrel and rat were introduced. I want you to write a 10 page essay on the behaviors of these animals during mating.

by ihatelifemorethanyou September 19, 2009

Hamsters

Hamester is a racist term, for an African AMerican, used without them knowing for decades by whites attending a company picnic. It later spilled over to the general public.

"Hey hurry up guys before the freekin hamsters eat all the chicken and watermellon!"

by Kathy Whitfield August 5, 2004

hamster sex

When a person fills their bedroom or car with newspaper shreddings and then proceeds to have sex with someone in it.

Tom: I had hamster sex last night.
Tony: That's weird and gross.
Tom: Thank you.

by Mom!TheMeatloaf! August 20, 2011

hamshank

An extremely sexy and intelligent person.

The Hamshank was superior to Cereal Killer

by Hamshank December 27, 2008

Hamsturbating

Think of masturbation. Now think of a cute little hamster fondling himself.

No worries man, he's just hamsturbating.

by KrisJoy August 18, 2010

hamstercide

When after a night of drinking the family hamster mysteriously goes missing.

"I didnt lose your hamster! it committed hamstercide!"

by lilboos July 21, 2012