Gutters

To have the burney-hot shits, the sort that won't stop.

I was out last night and drank a crate of cider. Now I've got a
terrible dose of the gutters and me arse killin' me.

by Le Chicken September 18, 2006

gutter puppy

a puppy, or person like a puppy, either so ugly or embarassing that you place it in the gutter hoping to finally get rid of it, only to find out it keeps coming back, seemingly for more punishment.

"Dude i figured after all that ball bustin' hed have left, nah hes such a fuckin gutter puppy he just keeps comin back for more."

by d'brickashaw bonesaw May 13, 2006

guttering

The act of placing your penis and scrotum on a small section of guttering or similar, and sliding the entire package into another persons well lubed anus. At this point the gutter is removed, thus depositing both the penis and the scrotum, in their entirity, into the anus.

James was busy guttering Louisa when the phone rang.

by ECR October 17, 2007

Guttered

Under the influence of intoxicating substances to the point of being out of control.

God I was so guttered last night.
He is so guttered he couldn't get it up.

by Weezhard January 31, 2003

Gutted

An word used to express extreme disappointment. Mostly used by footballers, football fans and other chavs.

Football type: City/Rovers/United lost afta been 2 niw app ar arf time. Om ga'id (gutted).

by TomNightingale December 15, 2010

gettle

Standard Reaction to a Gettle

EvN - Pirates are Awesome: OMG
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: ROFL
yah00_totally_bites: I don't see Gettle in the urban dictionary
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: send it to Mitch
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: Ghetto
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: lol dw I will
yah00_totally_bites: ok
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: lol done
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: that's funny
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: Gettle
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: then he corrects you
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: Put the Gettle on Nigga so we can have some tea!
yah00_totally_bites: LOL
EvN - Pirates are Awesome: Wicky wicky *rap sound*
yah00_totally_bites: lol

by EvN June 9, 2004

Baddest of Bitches and the most gutterest of hoes

Term used to describe the typical jig city bitch.

" Damn, does she really have seven colors in her head?"

Reply, " Oh, she does! Only the baddest of bitches and the most gutterest of hoes can pull that off."

by hello... April 23, 2008