jose.gonzalez.2007

The best player in a game, no question.

Guy 1: Holy shit is that jose.gonzalez.2007?

Guy 2: No way! He'll carry the team.

by Incognito.Account March 2, 2021

Pulling a Gonzo

To lie about your knowledge of an event. To pretend you don't remember. To try to shift away blame from yourself by faking a memory lapse.

Origin: After Attorney General Alberto Gonzales was asked if he was responsible for firing eight federal prosecutors he responded "I don't recall" more than fifty times during his testimony, obviously forgetting if he had been the one to fire the prosecutors or not.

Cop: "Did you cause the accident Sir?"
Guy: "I...I don't remember how it was caused officer"
Cop: "Are you telling the truth or are you pulling a Gonzo?"

by MsCheese July 10, 2007

dirty gonzolaze

similar to the dirty sanchez except when the dick is taken from the butt a goatee is drawn on the face instead of a sanchez mustache

i gave your sister a dirty gonzolaze last night she looks just like my dad now

by jack mehoffnow January 24, 2007

Gonzaga

An all guys high school in D.C. that wishes it was as cool as Good Counsel. All the guys are gay and thats why their color is purple. Also known as gonfaga.

Hey look its a gay guy in a purple shirt that says God is purple. He must go to gonzaga, i mean gonfaga.

by Matt the Master of Disaster May 19, 2006

Alonzo Gonzalez

A young boy who lives in southern california. 16 years of age. Puerto rican, and a fuckin pimp.

See Nicole Cekov shes a hottie.

Damn Alonzo your a striaght thug.

by Puerto Rican Thug November 12, 2003

Gonzalo

A fat sloth that likes Men. More commonly known for being fat and playing xbox

Damn he is so Gonzalo.

Look at that gonzalo

by Gonzalo Vargas July 4, 2012

gonzo

When you're performing sodomy on a partner and your penis accidentally slips out thereby being hammered into the ass cheek and bends up like Gonzo's nose.

I was bangin' out this MILF, see, and my cocus slipped out and gonzoed that hoebag.

by Dr. Gonzo 9 February 11, 2008