Goober

An abnormal ass mf that is just not that guy, you’re not funny and get zero poon, or dong, probably should change that.

You’re such a goober bro

by SupremeOtter September 27, 2023

Goober

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That Dude Is Such a Goober

by Sojdndnnff February 27, 2024

goober

something moms say to their children referring to a penis but isn’t actually one.

Son: Mom what is this
Mom: Son that’s your goober

by goober butter creater April 26, 2021

Goober

A small man in a suit and tie.

Ohhh you little goober oooo your a goober

by LittelGoober September 8, 2020

Goober

A term used by discord Neo Nazis to refer to being someone who wishes violence on Jews and other minorities

“Dude I’m such a goober man just wanna shoot de joos”

by Richle February 5, 2024

silly goober

silly goober; adjective

silly goobers are people who are so silly and chaotic. calling someone a ‘silly goober’ can be considered a compliment. often you call people silly goobers after they have done something dimwit-like.

Thing 1: i just committed arson to that building over there. *points to collapsed and on fire building*

Thing 2: your such a silly goober!!

by mvma.nugget December 1, 2024

goofy goober

To be really silly and stupid yet fun sponge bob was one.

I’m a goofy goober

by Safdr February 11, 2022