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OHL Goggles

The phrase in which Ontario Hockey League players that are unattractive are actually attractive simply because they are in the OHL.
*Two girls watching an OHL game*
"Is #72 attractive or not?"
"I cant tell, I've got my OHL Goggles on."
by puckslut January 24, 2015
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spandex goggles

Cousin to beer goggles. The metaphorical goggles worn when observing another person wearing form-fitting attire of spandex. The resulting disruption of vision makes a person's physique appear more noteworthy than the reality is likely to be.
man 1 Did you see that yoga girl back there? She was so attractive!
man 2 I'm not so sure, I think you may have had your spandex goggles on.
by Group Dynamics May 14, 2015
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Milk goggles

When a woman with large breasts lays them over a male/females eyes.
Jamie gave Ryan his first pair of milk goggles yesterday.
by Bigbubba666 May 6, 2016
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hungarian goggles

Having a man's ball sack set upon your eyes while his penis lays on your nose.
Hungarian goggles appears as a Mask. Used during foreplay.
by cmrs1980 April 14, 2014
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Accent goggles

A condition of finding a person more attractive than they really are, only because they have an accent foreign from yours.
"That German chick I hooked up with last night was super hot!"
"Bro...she looked like David Hasselhoff with tits. You must have had you're accent goggles on"
by The 425 J-train May 23, 2013
mugGet the Accent gogglesmug.

Boat Goggles

Boat goggles describes a lapse in judgment or lowering of standards due to being on a ship with the same few people for an extended period of time. One with boat goggles might consider hooking up with someone on a ship that on land they would not have found attractive. In other words, rose colored lenses but for the cruise line industry.
“Yeah I definitely had boat goggles because he is not cute at all”

“Oh it’s just the boat goggles, they’ll break up as soon as they get back on land”
by Lemonhead98 March 23, 2023
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turkish goggles

when a man places his hairy genitles on her eyes and it becomes goggles!!!... it works best on an airplane...
Dude i gave Carolin mad turkish goggles...
by Smoka April 28, 2006
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