GOATY

ADJ
Greatest Of All Time You. Being the best version of yourself

I feel GOATY after a good nights rest!

by Dot Net July 19, 2021

Grady Cock

A unit of measurement that is equal to 5.5 inches, also known as the size of Grady’s cock.

Q: Yo jit, how many Grady cocks are you?

A: I’m 13 Grady cocks tall fool

by grady cock lover October 21, 2021

Goody two shoes

Expecting every team or player that every cheated in baseball to get punished, penalized, or banned is like expecting every politician that ever lied to get executed for treason, it isn't realistic, and it's what a silly person that got their hands on power would try to do, encourage people to report on each other for breaking/violating rules. The same kind of kid that ran to their mommy and told her every rule their sibling ever broke while not seeing their own double standards or reporting them to anybody. Somebody that wants to discredit any team they weren't rooting for by changing the rules and game entirely when they fail at their own game. It's already their game, it's already thrown and rigged in their favor always, they should always win, and there is no excuse when they don't.

The goody two shoes that can be expected to follow the rules exactly is the one that makes life difficult for anybody that is human and not a machine like him/her.

Bach von Hitler ran to her mother about her student not doing all the work she assigned him because it violated her bullshit policies and procedures.

by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021

Grady Cock

A Grady Cock is a unit of measurement equal to 5.5 inches.

This jit just jerked his Grady cock, or 5.5 inch shlong, in front of his best friend!

by grady cock lover October 27, 2021

Goodybug

a goodybug is someone who is constantly bugging. It is a more extreme version of the term "a bug." Can also be used a term of endearment for a very close friend familiar with the term.

Shane: "yo why isn't Caroline sending me the homework?"
Connor: "yeah she's straight buggin.'"
Matt: "yea bro she's such a goodybug."

by cake_1616 October 31, 2021

Goldy 4s

Aka four loko gold edition

“Omg whachu got to drink tn”

“BRUH i got that goldy 4 u know what make that GOLDY 4S”

“This bitch snatched and cunt look at her drink her goldie 4s”

by Jackfrostnippingatyourgay November 13, 2021

goodywoochu

a horny bastard who likes to troll but is somehow bad at trolling and he loves to make people mad he is pretty much also the complete oppisite of a goody two shoe

damn kyle is such a goodywoochu

by iamthewordmaker November 20, 2021