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Global Chavering

Large dance music festival in Marston Airfield in Stratford Upon Avon, which has far too many police and sniffer dogs and around 50,000 chavs, happens once a year around the end of July.
me "did you go to Global Chavering this year?"
chav "yeah it pissed down all weekend and i got nicked for all my mandy and biftas it was seriously heavy bloooood"
by Gfloss August 17, 2007
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Global Ex

The worst form of punishment for a Fortnite player. It entails a whole school year of work that can ruin your Battle Royale Career. Some describe it as the shittiest project out here...
Hey! How is Global Ex? What materials do you need?
A Noose...
by litjeff March 28, 2018
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global cooling

Recorded temperature decreases in the 1950-70s as a result of man-made aerosol and sulfer emissions after WWII. Slowed due to air pollution laws that limited their emissions in the 80s and 90s, but also because of warming effect of CO2 (emitted at the same time) which takes longer to kick in.
Now that we have reduced SO2 emissions, but a lot more CO2 emissions, the global cooling is over-run by global warming.
by one with a bullet October 31, 2003
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Globehead

A name created by people who do not know how the world works to shame people who do. The world was created by Flat Earthers in an effort to get more people to believe the ridiculous claim that Earth is a flat solitary plane. Globeheads are the ones who know Earth is round. The name is meant to signify that they think the earth is a globe because they've been hypnotized by the media and the idea is fried in their head.
Flat Earther: If the earth was a ball, then planes would have to nosedive to navigate it!

Globehead: Gravity.

Flat Earther: Gravity doesn't exist. You're stupid. You're just a Globehead who has been hypnotized by the media. Wake up. Research FLAT EARTH!
by Mister. E April 14, 2017
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global inequality

Global inequality is the state that the world's circumstances are unequal.
Global inequality include food, education and health.
by pupperlover123 February 23, 2017
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glober

a resident of the globe; one who lives across the borders and travels more than dwells in a single place.
Globers constitute the growing portion of population all over the world. Many business people, journalists, actors, scientists, politicians, and employees of international organizations and multinational corporations are globers by their occupation and way of life.
by Mike November 21, 2011
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GPS (Global Positioning Steven)

Named for an annoying wannabe kid who never gets invited to go places, but always seems to show up anyway. Because he can find his "friends" anywhere, even if they go to great lengths to exclude him or go places that they think he'll never find them, he is thought to have an extrasensory advantage in locating others.
"So I went to the mall with Joe the other day and Nick showed up. It was like he was waiting for us!"
"Yeah, he does that all the time. He's got GPS."
by B-Town June 1, 2004
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